A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from the Caribbean two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and
got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Paris a week
after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her
husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Hawaii. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another
week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it
with shaky hand writing were the words "British Airways" Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad
said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."