West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (31/03/18)

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West Ham Utd 3-0 Southampton (31/03/18)

Post by Vic_Watson »

A bit early, I know, but I can't help wondering if the appointment of Hughes is a good thing or a bad thing as far as we're concerned. The kind of guy who could whip a bunch of underachievers into shape?
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West Ham 1 Southampton 46

Our goal will be an own goal by Jeff Kenna

We'll sign him to be our right winger next season in the Championship, playing at Terence McMillan Stadium, still with a running track.

I ****ing hate our ****ing owners.
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I have nicked this from Saintsweb.

Here is his record:

Blackburn: 15th, 6th, 10th, 7th

Man City: 10th, 6th (didn't finish season)

Fulham: 8th

QPR: 17th, 20th (didn’t finish season - club went down despite binning him in November)

Stoke: 9th, 9th, 9th, 13th (three points off 8th)

I think it is an average to decent record taking everything into consideration. I think they will get at least a point.
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Jeff Kenna :lol:
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:West Ham 1 Southampton 46

Our goal will be an own goal by Jeff Kenna

We'll sign him to be our right winger next season in the Championship, playing at Terence McMillan Stadium, still with a running track.

I ****ing hate our ****ing owners.
Ah Jeff Kenna, Ken Monkou, Neil Shipperley....Tbh that is when my love for West Ham, football and the Premiership peaked. In those days you'd be able to recognise and name every single player from every team. In those days I'd even tune into a Ford Monday Night Football featuring Coventry v QPR.
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1-1 with a very late equaliser from a set piece for one of the 2 teams

Hammer Blow or Hughes Hammered predicted headlines
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I really can't see us losing this game, even knowing how bad we are.

So that being said I think it will be West Ham London 0 - 2 Southampton
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Winner stays up..
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If we cant beat a Mark Hughes team then there really is no hope for us. I wonder what saints fans think of this appointment, to hire a guy who got his former team one league position worse than just the team he has joined ?
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Greetings from a Saints fan.
Can I just say that regarding much of the off field nonsense surrounding your ownwers/stadium most Saints fans feel for, and agree with much of the angst expressed. We also have serious suspicions regarding our new majority shareholder. Makes me all nostalgic for the days of gentleman fans and local sewage works owners running football clubs. Our stadium is pretty souless but at least it's a football stadium.

Despite ridding ourselves of the most inept manager (nice chap though) we've had for many a year most down here are not positive about this game. If you lot aren't up for it now you never will be, meanwhile our players still seem to think it's preseason. Austin's probally out having drinkies with Carroll, we have a centre half who doesn't like heading the ball and our "flair" player has the brain of a hamster. Sparky's arrival is about 3 months too late and probally the wrong bloke anyway. Most of all player investment has been a joke (sound familiar :wink: ) with any other half decent players making it clear they're off soon.

So good luck (after this game) and I hope we're not playing each other in the Champ' again next season.

Steve.
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DorsetSaint wrote:Austin's probally out having drinkies with Carroll.
Put your house on him scoring and running over to the chairmen pointing at his knee.

Actually, is he still injured?
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Actually, is he still injured?
Yes, he keeps making the mistake of running, buggers him every time.
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This could be anything but they will do the right thing which is to sit back and wait for the fans to get restless, I predict another 3-0, the players are going to be ****ting themselves.
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Bad news is Saints sacked their manager before our fixture with them.

Good news is theyve appointed Hughes... :scarfer:
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Carlton'sGoal wrote:Actually, is he still injured?
hes back after the international break
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They couldn’t score for toffee at the start of the season and put three past us. I’d take a draw.
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Vic_Watson wrote:A bit early, I know, but I can't help wondering if the appointment of Hughes is a good thing or a bad thing as far as we're concerned. The kind of guy who could whip a bunch of underachievers into shape?
More a question of whether Moyes can whip our squad of under achievers into shape after the jolly up in Miami.
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thankfully i am in cornwall for this one so will miss the match - although gutted i will be missing us storm the boardroom, so i will have to do it against stoke instead
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Re: West Ham United v Southampton Match Thread

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I just hope Moyes has the sense to actually start with a striker for this one, otherwise we are doomed.
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Re: West Ham United v Southampton Match Thread

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2-0 hammers best crowd ever Arnie x 2
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