Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:03 am

somerset-hammer wrote:That ****er has a mane..
Should a house pet have a mane?
I'm not sure I'd be able sleep at night with that thing plotting my death every day..
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I'd sleep with one eye open, alright.
Or better still, I'd leave home..
That's one mean looking mofo.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:15 am

Tenbury wrote:OK, what the **** is that?
Norwegian Forest Cat. They are ****ing HUGE believe me. They have a really nice gentle temperament but don't let that fool you. They hunt anything and are really good at climbing and ambushing things - oh and they shed a lot of hair.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Monkeybubbles » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:36 am

It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by woodgreenspur » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:36 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:When he grows up, I'm the one that'll be petrified.

He's one of these......

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That is one good looking Moggy.
I like that

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Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:30 am

Monkeybubbles wrote:It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.
Ah - yes, very similar looking cats but I believe the Maine Coon is even bigger than the Forest Cat. Excellent choice sir - good job you got a black one, the ex had three white Rag Dolls and my wardrobe consists of mostly black clothes. You can guess the outcome - hair all over the place.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Clacton-ammer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:07 pm

That is one big ****ing house cat

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by DasNutNock » Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:28 pm

My ginger tom could have that big fluffy show off cat. He used to be a lovely house cat, but since the vet made us put him on a restrictive diet, he's turned into an utter c*nt.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by vietnammer » Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:16 pm

Used to be a Maine Coon in a restaurant in Penzance, they are outlandishly big. I have heard though that they can turn nasty when they get old.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by swash » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:22 pm

My next door neighbour where I used to live had a Norwegian Forest Cat, little fcuker got in through the window and literally landed on me in bed, nearly shat myself when I woke to see a pair of evil looking eyes staring at me, then the little b*stard went for me, when I tried to escort him from the building.

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Post by the celestial insect » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:29 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:It's a Maine Coon. Really similar to a Norwegian, but even bigger. We've had a couple and they're very gentle and good company, despite looking like bruisers. They're almost like a dog, they'll follow you around and sit beside you for a stroke, and they like to play fetch. They do enjoy gifting you some mauled wildlife now and again though.

Since my first post, Mrs MB also bought Pedro's sister, which she's called LaFawnduh. This time next year we'll be ankle deep in cat fluff and mouse cadavers.
My friend has two Maine Coons. They are MASSIVE [the cats, not the friend].

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Rocketron » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:16 pm

This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:11 am

Rocketron wrote:This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:lol: You beauty!

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Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:18 am

Rocketron wrote:This headline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43698827" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Looks like he was caught on the hop.

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by DasNutNock » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:18 pm

Discovering that Warp's mum is in the charcoal business:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by warp » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:16 pm

aaaaah, now i see!
you're just upset she only jarrkoffed you the other night, right?

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by V-M » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:22 pm

Clacton-ammer wrote:That is one big ****ing house cat
Its not a cat its the ****ing AntiChrist

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by Samba » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:31 am

Look at the picture, while remembering the Old Spice theme...
2 opposable thumbs away from total world domination...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by S-H » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:23 am

Stop posting pictures of that cat... I haven't slept in days!!

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by the celestial insect » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:18 am

Samba wrote:Look at the picture, while remembering the Old Spice theme...
2 opposable thumbs away from total world domination...
:lol:

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Post by The Collector » Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:38 am

somerset-hammer wrote:Stop posting pictures of that cat... I haven't slept in days!!
Mouse

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