"We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten Sweden 2-0 in football!! It is completely unbelievable! We have beaten Sweden! Sweden, birthplace of cheap, f*** furniture. Dolph Lundgren, Sven-Göran Eriksson, Björn Borg, Greta Garbo, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Ulrika Jonsson, Most of ABBA--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all.
"Tomas Brolin can you hear me? Tomas Brolin, I have a message for you in the middle of the Turnip season. I have a message for you: We have knocked Sweden out of the football World Cup. Tomas Brolin, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
In memory of Graham Taylor, OBE (15 September 1944 – 12 January 2017)