Lawro at it again !

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Post by S-H »

10/08/18

Lawro predicts:

I can see my babies scoring at least ten against a West Ham side who play negative football under Big Sam, the only hope they have is if Payet and record signing Carroll can help out in their defence, and hope that captain Scotty Parker can hold the team together.

Liverpool 14-0 West Ham


Mmmm LIverpool, I love them sooooo much!!


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Very good Somerset.

Once the yawning donkey realises we've been quite active in the transfer market and we have slightly more than a healthy chance of not looking over our shoulder at the relegation trap door, he'll call it 3-1 to his love children.
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Happy New Season Lawro and all... :clap:
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He’s hung like a donut
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I'll be amazed if he predicts anything less than a 4-0 home win, the cum gargling sausage jockey.
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Post by OFT »

From the beeb:-

Both of these teams have had a busy summer in the transfer market and, after struggling last season, West Ham have got to be aiming for the top 10 this time.

Liverpool are aspiring to finish a bit higher, obviously, and when I look at the signings that all the teams have made, they look like they have done the best business.
I think the Reds will push City for the title this season and I am backing them to begin with a win.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0

Lawro's top-four prediction
1.Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Man Utd
4. Arsenal



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No doubt the dippers will be on every bbc tongue this season.....Oh the 'istry, the kop, the desire to win etc

Actually dislike them more then Ushited
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the scouse love in begins in the media. sky will run their usual garbage on atmosphere fans etc forgetting the thugs who thrashed the city bus last season.

would love us to spoil the party !

dislike Liverpool almost as much as spurs .

Here`s to a shock win by little old west ham ! Arnie special !
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Cityfaninpeace wrote:No doubt the dippers will be on every bbc tongue this season.....Oh the 'istry, the kop, the desire to win etc

Actually dislike them more then Ushited

They are the BBCs pet team
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Liverpool will probably go another season unbeaten in his predictions! ha ha
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DoubleDave wrote:The Diane Abbott sex toy.

Oh i cant get the idea out of my head :shock:
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The irrelevant bearded clam.

I detest Liverpool more than any other club.
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sendô wrote:The irrelevant bearded clam.

I detest Liverpool more than any other club.

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I have had to suffer the bin dippers for weeks now on my Googly news page. Do they sponsor them? Every little bleedin thing they got up to in the Summer. Nauseating!!

f*** em. They are nothing special.

Nottingham Forest, Wolverhampton Wanders, Leeds United, Blackpool..... they are special.

Get your bleedin air cut, Lawro.
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