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So do you think they can still see the handcuffs Goldie?
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lol samba quality
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So I said to Donald 'this one's up for an NDA'
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You lying, two-faced, self-serving, self-promoting, scheming, overblown, Tory scumbag.

Said Boris
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“...and one in the...”
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Dateline 2013 failed politician Brady in a moment of contemplation thinks '... And this guy believes he could be PM one day, hell its as likely as a TV personality becoming President for heaven sake. It's obvious we need a woman as Prime Minister.
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Where's her broomstick? Can't you tell It's right up my *****?
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ITV announce new series of Worzel Gummidge.
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"Erm, this uictor certamine turpi, erm, um she Asinum tetigerit, umm, erm cogitat enim non olet stercore suo".
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I've just let one go
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The Fonz and Joanie actors defend their performances as Happy Days The Musical closes after one night.
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Boris: "Sullivan told me this was her sex face"
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Boris "If I had known it was going to make her this miserable I would have never stuck my thumb up her arse"
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Tenbury wrote:ITV announce new series of Worzel Gummidge.
:lol:

Actually,you must be a clairvoyant -
https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019 ... ook-photo/
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She's looks like a bloke in drag
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"I assure you ladies & gentlemen, that this is the face of somebody who will always put the fans last"..
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Paradise
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