Little things that irritate you

[S-H]

Since going a month off the booze, I've been worse than I was before.. starting to think I need to pack it in for good.

Just wish I had the will power like V-M.

[White Goodman]

YouTube fitness c**** like Joe Wicks

A softer individual I have never ever seen

[Samba]

Since going a month off the booze, I've been worse than I was before.. starting to think I need to pack it in for good.
Just wish I had the will power like V-M.

Is it the feeling drunk that you like or the drinking of it (inc. the taste of it), SH?
Maybe switching to low alcohol versions would really work for you?

[DasNutNock]

The kids have eaten all the pink and purple freeze pops, leaving me with just the yellow and cola flavoured ones.

[sendô]

Some absolute scummer at my new building, who clearly could not wait the full 2 minutes it'd take to reach his office and so was munching away at his sandwich in the lift.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Was it fishpaste and onion?

[DasNutNock]

Some c**t has been microwaving fish in the office kitchen. Seriously, that needs to be made a sacking offence.

[Dover KUMB fan]

Some c**t has been microwaving fish in the office kitchen. Seriously, that needs to be made a sacking offence.

It's either that or the fat dyke in finance has avoided washing for a few days.
But yes I agree. if not a sacking, a good shoeing.

[DasNutNock]

It'll be one of the Millenials that spends all day talking about her paleo diet and her weight-training routines, whilst apparently failing to register that she's still a size 18.

[fjthegrey]

Reverse body dysmorphia is so hot right now.

[sendô]

I ordered something from Amazon on 8th April.

It still hasn't arrived.

My orders list still shows it "On the way, but it's running late", as it has for several weeks now.

The track orders button wont let me click on it, and there's no way to cancel. I can't contact the seller, as the seller is Amazon.

It's only £4.49 but it's seriously pissing me off now.

[fjthegrey]

People who raise the volume of their voice to speak on the phone.

[Burnley Hammer]

I ordered something from Amazon on 8th April.

It still hasn't arrived.

My orders list still shows it "On the way, but it's running late", as it has for several weeks now.

The track orders button wont let me click on it, and there's no way to cancel. I can't contact the seller, as the seller is Amazon.

It's only £4.49 but it's seriously pissing me off now.

Get on a web chat with someone from customer services. I have managed to get my own way just about every time I've done that.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/help/custom ... 20_socu_cu

[White Goodman]

It'll be one of the Millenials that spends all day talking about her paleo diet and her weight-training routines, whilst apparently failing to register that she's still a size 18.

They'll have a copy of Joe Wicks cookbook nailed on.

He's my new hate figure, John Higgins is yesterday's man.

[DasNutNock]

This apocalyptically **** weather.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

It'll be one of the Millenials that spends all day talking about her paleo diet and her weight-training routines, whilst apparently failing to register that she's still a size 18.

Following on from this, the way advertising companies have stopped using thin models on the grounds they don't want to emphasise unhealthy body images, yet replace them with unhealthily overweight ones. One is as bad as the other.

[sendô]

^ Similar though still is how many people will go on about what size, weigh you should be, how often you should go to the gym, and how much you should or shouldn't eat or drink, including what food you should or shouldn't be having.

[DasNutNock]

what food you should or shouldn't be having.

You shouldn't be f*cking microwaving fish in the office kitchen. Ever. You c*nt.

[claretandblue82]

The face of Michael Gove.

Pride month. I have nothing against your standard homosexual but those non-binary, gender fluid, transcyborgnetic, pansexuals can f*** off. War veterans who risked their life to keep us safe get a day to be remembered but these people, who have decided that there are 247 more genders than male and female, get a whole month to be celebrated.

[Happyhammer52]

Pride month. I have nothing against your standard homosexual but those non-binary, gender fluid, transcyborgnetic, pansexuals can **** off. War veterans who risked their life to keep us safe get a day to be remembered but these people, who have decided that there are 247 more genders than male and female, get a whole month to be celebrated.

It's also German Chocolate Cake Day today, Superman Day tomorrow, and International Axe Throwing Day the one after.