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The Royal Shakespeare Company’s reworking of Adam and Eve causes controversy.
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GSB reveal they will sell Banksy graffiti wall to the highest bidder!!........ :D
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The f*** does that **** look like.

Oh yeah the caption....

Sullivan: " I'm a ****"
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Always love the Watford games though Elton's looking even worse for wear than I anticipated.
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Old Sully. Ever hopeful someone might throw him some coins one day.
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S-H wrote:The **** does that **** look like.
Oh yeah the caption....
Sullivan: " I'm a ****"
:lol:
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Breaking News!

MI5 are have issued and apology this morning, after an awful case of mistaken identity. At approximatley 3:32pm during a Premier League game which saw West Ham beat Tottenham Hotspur 6-1 in a routine victory at the London Stadium, proceedings were brought to halt (temporarily) as West Ham owner David Sullivan was assassinated, It is thought that Sullivan was believed to have been Sgt Smallov Cockov.
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Sulli often thought to himself if he only had a Blue Peter one, his coat would look the Bollo**s........ :D
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e-20 wrote:Always love the Watford games though Elton's looking even worse for wear than I anticipated.
Unbeatable!

Whatever the Russian is for bravo, sir!
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Remember them dopey c*nts who used to keep all of their old AA & RAC badges?
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