Little things that irritate you

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Samba » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:16 pm

The Old Man of Storr wrote:by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill .
Worth every penny, these professionals. Might have been weeks before you realised it was dead..

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:33 pm

She could at least have left you one of these

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Greatest Cockney Rip Off » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:44 pm

Breaking a tooth on some chicken ... that'll learn me to open beer bottles with my teeth :x

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Clacton-ammer » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:06 am

Hammers Dad wrote: Why has this been ignored?
many are worried that he mentions warps mum..

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by S-H » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:09 am

It's only a cold sore.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by sendô » Fri Aug 30, 2019 9:27 am

The Old Man of Storr wrote:The Vet was busy with cows for most of the day but arrived when I was at work , by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill .
So, bacon sarnies for breakfast next morning?

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Post by Eggs'n'nuts » Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:11 am

The Old Man of Storr wrote:The Vet was busy with cows for most of the day but arrived when I was at work , by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill.
I bet you were pig sick after that TOMoS!

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Hammers Dad » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:05 pm

S-H wrote:It's only a cold sore.
At the moment.....wait til it spreads all over your body....

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by fmgod » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:29 am

I thought Soccer Am had got dire, this saturday social show is another level, beyond horrendous

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:42 pm

Monkeybubbles wrote:The vet.

"I have no idea what is wrong with your cat's eye but she does seem to be in a lot of distress. Give me £350 and go away now".
Only £350? Seems cheap.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Samba » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:53 pm

The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by cambridge hammer » Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:45 pm

Babys in pubs. We live in a small village with 3 pubs . A bit of a dump to fair and could do with a lick of paint,Sky sports and real ale. Place blokes/couples go for a bit of peace and quiet,or watch the footie or generally catch up. It seems to be the fashion now to strap the baby on ,much like a reserve parachute and take them to the pub. All language now moderated ,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon. Pack it in! Rant over

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by chigwells finest » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:41 pm

Samba wrote:The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..

i have an unhealthy dislike ., bordering on an obsessional hatred of this woman .

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Samba » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:27 pm

Samba wrote:The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..
chigwells finest wrote:i have an unhealthy dislike ., bordering on an obsessional hatred of this woman .
:lol: :thup:

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Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:44 pm

I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by The Collector » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:14 pm

Electric cars! The bloody things will be the death of me.

They should be made to have a bell hanging from the aerial so that I can hear them coming. Like Mrs C has put around the cat’s neck to try to stop his personal crusade to wipe out the sparrow population of Ilford.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by S-H » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:02 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.
Remember two girls one cup?

She is televisions representation of that.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by westham,eggyandchips » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:05 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.
Another from the world of doing f-all for living and yet is famous for it. :thdn:

'Thrush'

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Eggs'n'nuts » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:07 am

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.
The only thing you need to know about her JBB is she's stealing your and your family's oxygen.

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Re: Little things that irritate you

Post by Hammer1972 » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:10 am

cambridge hammer wrote:,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon.
So, like everyone else in the pub then...

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