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Blokes from Billericay, Alan Pardews the lot of em
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Monkeybubbles wrote:The vet.

"I have no idea what is wrong with your cat's eye but she does seem to be in a lot of distress. Give me £350 and go away now".
We had a sick pig - We'd only had her a week , our other pig [ her sister ] had been with us for two months so the sick pig must have been ill when we got her - She was in a very bad way when I found her and called the Vet to come and have a look - The Vet was busy with cows for most of the day but arrived when I was at work , by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill .
Anyway , that'll teach you to dig up valuable guides for safe night time motoring , hope you put it back .*



* Sorry , best I could come up with .
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S-H wrote:Herpes
Why has this been ignored?
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S-H wrote:Herpes
Hammers Dad wrote:Why has this been ignored?
Been hoping it would go away..
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The Old Man of Storr wrote:by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill .
Worth every penny, these professionals. Might have been weeks before you realised it was dead..
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She could at least have left you one of these

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Breaking a tooth on some chicken ... that'll learn me to open beer bottles with my teeth :x
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Hammers Dad wrote: Why has this been ignored?
many are worried that he mentions warps mum..
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It's only a cold sore.

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The Old Man of Storr wrote:The Vet was busy with cows for most of the day but arrived when I was at work , by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill .
So, bacon sarnies for breakfast next morning?
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The Old Man of Storr wrote:The Vet was busy with cows for most of the day but arrived when I was at work , by the time she came the pig was dead - left me a note - ' Pig dead ' along with her bill.
I bet you were pig sick after that TOMoS!
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S-H wrote:It's only a cold sore.
At the moment.....wait til it spreads all over your body....
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I thought Soccer Am had got dire, this saturday social show is another level, beyond horrendous
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Monkeybubbles wrote:The vet.

"I have no idea what is wrong with your cat's eye but she does seem to be in a lot of distress. Give me £350 and go away now".
Only £350? Seems cheap.
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The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..
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Babys in pubs. We live in a small village with 3 pubs . A bit of a dump to fair and could do with a lick of paint,Sky sports and real ale. Place blokes/couples go for a bit of peace and quiet,or watch the footie or generally catch up. It seems to be the fashion now to strap the baby on ,much like a reserve parachute and take them to the pub. All language now moderated ,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon. Pack it in! Rant over
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Samba wrote:The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..

i have an unhealthy dislike ., bordering on an obsessional hatred of this woman .
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Samba wrote:The BBC employing Gemma Collins to do a podcast AND constantly advertising it... :thdn:
That's probably old peoples free tv licence money that they're using an' all..
chigwells finest wrote:i have an unhealthy dislike ., bordering on an obsessional hatred of this woman .
:lol: :thup:
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I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.
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Electric cars! The bloody things will be the death of me.

They should be made to have a bell hanging from the aerial so that I can hear them coming. Like Mrs C has put around the cat’s neck to try to stop his personal crusade to wipe out the sparrow population of Ilford.
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