Little things that irritate you

[S-H]

I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.

Remember two girls one cup?

She is televisions representation of that.

[westham,eggyandchips]

I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.

Another from the world of doing f-all for living and yet is famous for it.

'Thrush'

[Eggs'n'nuts]

I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.

The only thing you need to know about her JBB is she's stealing your and your family's oxygen.

[Hammer1972]

,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon.

So, like everyone else in the pub then...

[sendô]

Some absolute ****ing stain on humanity who put chewing gum on one of the overhead handles on the central line.

Bring back hanging I say.

[Samba]

BBC1 turning to absolute sh*t at around 22:40 most nights.
I think they're aiming for a yoof market, who don't even watch tv anymore.

Oh yes & that 'sitcom' that only the BBC can produce, 'Hold The Sunset'.
It's bad, really bad..

[Samba]

Getting both Lucky Stars on the Euro Lottery & F*CK ALL ELSE...

[sendô]

I got 3 numbers out of 5 and won SO MUCH MONEY I don't know what to do with it all.

[Dave Hedgehog]

I have no idea who this Collins is and I've resisted the (very feeble) temptation to find out, in case I'm better off not knowing.

All you need to know is that she brought out a book that not only did she not write, she didn't actually read...

https://www.celebsnow.co.uk/latest-cele ... iew-746216

[-DL-]

Going to go against the grain here, but I've met her a few times through my wife's nephew who is her stylist, and been in a few Just Eat adverts with her. She's a bit brash, but otherwise, she's actually alright and pretty down to earth

Good luck to the girl, she had a lucky opportunity, made the most of it, and took it. And who wouldn't?

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

. And who wouldn't?

Dunno DL. Coining a phrase, bit heavy in the thigh....

[sendô]

I've met her. I found her insufferable and surprisingly up herself - and I was drunk at the time.

The epitome of all that's wrong with the instagram generation - it's all a facade.

[-DL-]

And in typical KUMB style :lol:

I didn't mean that you dirty animal. (Though I suspect that's what she is).

[The Old Man of Storr]

I bet you were pig sick after that TOMoS!

Poor thing died of Erysipelas with blood bubbling out of its mouth - it still wasn't fully grown but try loading it up in a wheelbarrow , took two of us , me and a neighbour - buried at the bottom of my croft [ no , not the neighbour ] . Probably still preserved as its soggy peat down there .

[S-H]

Had a meeting earlier with a client, who's breath smelt like he'd just eaten a bag of onions, before coming in.

He left over an hour ago, and I can still smell it in my office..

[Samba]

I got 3 numbers out of 5 and won SO MUCH MONEY I don't know what to do with it all.

Don't let it change you.

[woodgreenspur]

Babys in pubs. We live in a small village with 3 pubs . A bit of a dump to fair and could do with a lick of paint,Sky sports and real ale. Place blokes/couples go for a bit of peace and quiet,or watch the footie or generally catch up. It seems to be the fashion now to strap the baby on ,much like a reserve parachute and take them to the pub. All language now moderated ,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon. Pack it in! Rant over

I use the Salisbury on Green Lanes in Haringey on occasion.It's like that there.though the fashion is the dad has to take the baby to the bar whilst he orders a round of drinks or food.i don't get it,i really don't. It's like "look at me i'm super dad".

[Barking Iron]

Men taking themselves too seriously, it seems like us British men have lost our best feature being able to take the piss out of ourselves.

[Patito]

I've met her. I found her insufferable and surprisingly up herself - and I was drunk at the time.

Me too, a few times, Sugar Hut smoking area, I came to the same conclusion as sendo.

[Etonhammer]

Babys in pubs. We live in a small village with 3 pubs . A bit of a dump to fair and could do with a lick of paint,Sky sports and real ale. Place blokes/couples go for a bit of peace and quiet,or watch the footie or generally catch up. It seems to be the fashion now to strap the baby on ,much like a reserve parachute and take them to the pub. All language now moderated ,whilst tristan/tabitha gurgles,farts and belches his/her way throughout the afternoon. Pack it in! Rant over

The Two Brewers in Windsor
Nice little pub at the top of the Long Walk

Big sign at the door

Dogs Welcome
Babies No
Children No
Pushchairs No