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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:01 pm Image

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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:01 pm Image
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:01 pm Image
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:53 am Image
Hmmm....I'm sure I left the gas on in Sullivan's mansion on that job today. Yep...excellent work mate, even though I say it myself.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:53 am Image
After losing a bet in the board room, Sullivan had to give a piggy back to one lucky fan at the Olympic Stadium, for the full 90 minutes.
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Iron-on-transfer wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:18 am Hmmm....I'm sure I left the gas on in Sullivan's mansion on that job today. Yep...excellent work mate, even though I say it myself.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:53 am Image
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:01 pm Image
The warm bowl of water trick. I knew you'd piss yourself. Now ring that towel out and and get in the bath for the next photo. In years to come they'll be writing quips about these.
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"Remember his face your highness. If he don't get a knighthood some of the lads will be knockin' on your palace gates with menace in their eyes."
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:53 am Image

"Mmmm, I think I preferred it when I couldn't see as well."

Or

Peter Crouches' brother waits his turn on a packed West Ham bench
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"Remember his face your highness. If he don't get a knighthood some of the lads will be knockin' on your palace gates with menace in their eyes."

excellent
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:29 am Image
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