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"Oggy, help! He's got 'old of me cock!"
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Duke of Kent:-
"United you say? Isn't there another team already with that name?"
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:05 pm Image
You need to be careful Fab you wouldn't want any more little accidents to occur by hurrying back would you.
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‘’F*ck, I repeat F*ck...over’’
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:10 am Image

Trust me, ive seen this procedure on Supervet.......i'm looking for your calf... :D
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ironilunga wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:56 am ‘’F*ck, I repeat F*ck...over’’
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:10 am Image
Mr Moon has left the stadium.
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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:10 am Image
Open up the Andy Carroll wing
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Oi Dicksy, what's with the double glazed look?
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ironilunga wrote: ↑Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:56 am ‘’F*ck, I repeat F*ck...over’’
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David Gold has the hands of a small child.

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cockney hammer wrote: ↑Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:23 pm Image
Sullivan: listen to this bubbles bollox, I prefer Karen's version "I'm forever blowing Davids"
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S-H wrote: ↑Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:34 pm David Gold has the hands of a small child.

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He wants to get rid of 'em, the sick b*stard..
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"Give 'em the old, razzle dazzle"...
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"Oi Dicksy, who cut your hair? We'll get 'em for ya".
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