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Post by OFT » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:07 pm

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Pellers struggles with the concept of musical chairs for the Christmas party

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Pellegrini admires his new Left Back, Right Back, 2x Midfielders, Centre Back, Winger and new Striker...

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Post by Noble Man » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:20 pm

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See your man there.... he's a cracker with his head and I bet you a tenner he'll score the winner with a header!!

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Post by Tenbury » Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:50 am

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As a certain banner said...

"The bravest men in all the land, are Captain Billy and his band, " etc.etc.etc.

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Post by S-H » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:09 am

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How f*cking far to the touchline?!... f*ck that!

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Post by SammyLeeWasOffside » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:55 am

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Remember to bow when you meet him your highness.

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Post by thick-soup » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:25 am

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"No one told me there was an engagement party after the marriage proposal......that's why I didn't dress up!!" :D

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Post by e-20 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:22 pm

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Some short Russian guy gave me a brown paper envelope and said to ask you which way to the Manager's Office.

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Post by neathiron » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:35 pm

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RB "So Manuel, do you think you'll survive as manager until Christmas?"

MP "****ed if I know, ain't too bothered really. My priority is winning the Christmas tournament at the local golf club"

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Post by OFT » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:39 pm

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You're one MP who definitely won't be in Europe.

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Post by S-H » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:16 am

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As if things couldn't get any worse for Pellegrini, he has just learnt the hard way, that you should never trust a fart..

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Post by thick-soup » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:57 pm

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Pellers thinks to himself......."If only I could have some indication of how full the stadium will be on a Tuesday night in the championship"....... :wink:

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Post by ageing hammer » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:45 pm

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Finally Pellegrini smells Sullivans bullshitt

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Post by badabing » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:19 pm

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Only 5 years since you last won this cup Mr Bonds? I expect you`ll be winning plenty more over, say, the next 40 years

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Post by e-20 » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:15 am

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Hmm I wonder if the space from here to the roof is greater than that from here to the pitch.

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Post by Oldammer » Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:32 am

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Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:38 am

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"I reckon I could clear that with a pitching wedge"

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