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[OFT]

Pellers struggles with the concept of musical chairs for the Christmas party

[S-H]

Pellegrini admires his new Left Back, Right Back, 2x Midfielders, Centre Back, Winger and new Striker...

[cockney hammer]

[Noble Man]

See your man there.... he's a cracker with his head and I bet you a tenner he'll score the winner with a header!!

[cockney hammer]

[Tenbury]

As a certain banner said...

"The bravest men in all the land, are Captain Billy and his band, " etc.etc.etc.

[S-H]

How f*cking far to the touchline?!... f*ck that!

[SammyLeeWasOffside]

Remember to bow when you meet him your highness.

[thick-soup]

"No one told me there was an engagement party after the marriage proposal......that's why I didn't dress up!!"

[e-20]

Some short Russian guy gave me a brown paper envelope and said to ask you which way to the Manager's Office.

[neathiron]

RB "So Manuel, do you think you'll survive as manager until Christmas?"

MP "****ed if I know, ain't too bothered really. My priority is winning the Christmas tournament at the local golf club"

[OFT]

You're one MP who definitely won't be in Europe.

[cockney hammer]

[S-H]

As if things couldn't get any worse for Pellegrini, he has just learnt the hard way, that you should never trust a fart..

[thick-soup]

Pellers thinks to himself......."If only I could have some indication of how full the stadium will be on a Tuesday night in the championship".......

[ageing hammer]

Finally Pellegrini smells Sullivans bullshitt

[badabing]

Only 5 years since you last won this cup Mr Bonds? I expect you`ll be winning plenty more over, say, the next 40 years

[e-20]

Hmm I wonder if the space from here to the roof is greater than that from here to the pitch.

[Oldammer]

Please put me out of my misery and get me out of this ****hole.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

"I reckon I could clear that with a pitching wedge"