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lol oft :thup: :lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:01 pm Image
F me. How many more weird subs and changes of formation is enough for my golden handshake.

Wait! If I just put someone in the starting line up. Right, how do you spell Sanchez again?
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am Image
Ever shat yourself as a fully grown man?
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am Image
Pellegrini sports the latest accessory from his latest shady business
- the erect p***s face jewelry through the skin below the lower lip.

(you really have to zoom in :D)
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am Image
"Hey boss....I know you're on edge but 50 packets of chewing gum?...at once?"
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:11 am Image
Not swallowing? Are you trying to tell me something?
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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:50 pm Image
See Bob if you ever start heading the ball you could end up having a face like this.
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"Ball's gone over the fence. You don't mind us using your head as a football, do you?"
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cockney hammer wrote: Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:50 pm Image
It's not the best likeness Bobby, but you should see Ronaldo's and Maradona's statues
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:57 pm Image
The tension was building up in the 'Strike a Freemans Catalogue Pose' competition.
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Mmmmmm.... Karen Brady
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:57 pm Image
West Ham bench out early to watch the Hammerettes
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Karen Brady goes to great lengths for Moyes second coming
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:07 am Image
Have you ever shat yourself as a fully grown man?
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:07 am Image
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