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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:57 pm Image
"Back me up lads" says Alan as he gives Wenger the evils
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:57 pm Image
Pardew "Look at that, lads, what a beauty, stunning! You all would, wouldn't you? I know I would."

Lads " who, where, where? gaffer?"

Pardew " that picture of me up on the giant screen, I'm just magnificent"
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:36 pm Image
See those players in claret & blue? Pass to them.
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Christ, if one has to come to this place too often I may just step back from royal duties.
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Brady, over the tannoy..

"Harrrrrrrryyyyyyy darling... come and get me... I'm ready for you, come and bugger the baroness, like a good boy."
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
“Isn’t that uncle Andrew stilling up there in the Newham’s Free tickets for schools section?”
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:57 pm Image
That's the new badge lads, oh dear...
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Looks like Harry just sharted.
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Ey up Bill, nip backstage an gerrus another bag of popcorn there's a luv.
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"Ones brother announces that they want to be financially independent and then comes here hoping to pick up any stray £2 coins aimed at some short ar$e"
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Oh Will, what does Harry mean when he says he's keen to get home for a yank?
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
What no, you're saying his dad is who? Never would have thought that slimy little guy who showed us to our seats was a natural ginge though.
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"If you're going for my cock, Kate, please don't, not here, Harry's watching"..
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Same colours, closer to home and a far better team.
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image

Kate says " Can you smell piss "

William " That's why the fans here call it a toilet bowl "
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image
Harry Hewitt often wondered what it would be like to be a Royal!!! :hush:
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cockney hammer wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:06 pm Image


Sporting a new mahogany rinse Robbie Savage discusses tactics with William. Meanwhile Harry continues to mourn the loss of James Collins from the first team squad.
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