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"I can't believe Grandma supports this team! Look how far we are away from the pitch! No wonder her eyes are ****ed"
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"Wills, which one of the players is Peter File then? Uncle Andrew says he's meeting him after the match."
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Kate:- "Who's getting the drinks in at half time?"
William:- "No sweat."
Kate:- "Oh. I didn't even know Uncle Andrew was here."
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A desperate and bankrupt Neville Southall keeps goal for Pube Town who sit 14th in the Southern Section of Vileda Super Mop League Division 3 which is the 48th tier of the English football pyramid.
Nevilles phone suddenly starts ringing. It is Mr David Sullivan. . .
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Royals attends Prince Andrew’s debut for West Ham. New Director of Football D Sullivan explained that when he heard that Andrew never brakes a sweat, he would fit perfectly in the current squad setup.
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:lol:ironilunga wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:17 pm A desperate and bankrupt Neville Southall keeps goal for Pube Town who sit 14th in the Southern Section of Vileda Super Mop League Division 3 which is the 48th tier of the English football pyramid.
Nevilles phone suddenly starts ringing. It is Mr David Sullivan. . .
asking if we can rent there..
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:lol:ageing hammer wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:51 pm West Hams new training facilities involves no net spend
Clever on more than one level..
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Rumours that West Ham target, Darren Randolph, may have 'let himself go' recently have been criticised as 'fake news' by David Sullivan..
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Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
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:lol:ironilunga wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:05 am Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
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Very goodironilunga wrote: ↑Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:05 am Meatloaf’s Sunday League team mates refuse to buy him new goalkeeping kit until he has jumped into the muddy water. He flatly refuses telling them he will do anything for gloves but he won’t do that.
