Little things in life that make you smile

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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vaginas?

Probably because warps mum was too busy
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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?
Like all good beers .... it's the yeast mate.
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:41 pm Like all good beers .... it's the yeast mate.
Never drinking 'Bishops Finger' again..
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In a post office queue today, 2 old girls in front of me were discussing Boris Johnson, and apparently, the worst thing about him is that he never combs his hair! Proper made me chuckle, only old women would worry about that. Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!
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^ Mussolini got the trains running on time too.
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Drop Bear :lol: Watch until the end.

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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:12 pm I don't understand. Why would Gwyneth sell a candle that smells like GCRO's vagina?

*clicks on amazon*
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badabing wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:48 pm In a post office queue today, 2 old girls in front of me were discussing Boris Johnson, and apparently, the worst thing about him is that he never combs his hair! Proper made me chuckle, only old women would worry about that. Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!
Certainly always combed his hair..
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Samba wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:54 pm Certainly always combed his hair..
They didn’t call him Hair Hitler for nothing... :oops:
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badabing wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:48 pm Say what you want about that Mr Hitler but he was always turned out smart!
His gas bill was astronomical though, he should have got a smart meter.
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Sauce! wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:31 pm They didn’t call him Hair Hitler for nothing... :oops:
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Things that make me smile - despite trying my hardest not to.

5 year old daughter comes home from school...

"Dad, you know there is a planet called Uranus? Well it also means your anus! Which is your butt!! Get it? Your ANUS!!!!"
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Hammer1972 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:34 am Things that make me smile - despite trying my hardest not to.

5 year old daughter comes home from school...

"Dad, you know there is a planet called Uranus? Well it also means your anus! Which is your butt!! Get it? Your ANUS!!!!"
**** don't change.
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This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Brilliant!
Although I was expecting our owners to be somewhere near the bottom, sucking the remaining life out of some poor f*cker..
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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Anyone else expecting a giant monster or jump scare?

Amazing though, thanks for sharing.
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Samba wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:06 am Brilliant!
Although I was expecting our owners to be somewhere near the bottom, sucking the remaining life out of some poor f*cker..
I think the Zombie Worm is in charge of our transfer strategy
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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:36 am This is amazing. There's some weird sizzle what lives in the sea.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

Best viewed on a phone, I think.
Brilliant, does anyone else get the feeling they're running out of names for these things? Blobfish :lol:
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prophet:marginal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:52 pm I think the Zombie Worm is in charge of our transfer strategy
:lol:
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delbert wrote: ↑Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:44 pm Brilliant, does anyone else get the feeling they're running out of names for these things? Blobfish :lol:
Well I'm calling it Dave..
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