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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:13 pm Image
The West Ham goalkeeper misunderstood the manager when he said "lads, let's make this place like a fortress" and duly built a moat.
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"Ha ha - I've had a cunning plan - quick, change this tenner into £2 coins for me and scatter them around where Diddy Dave's sitting"
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:17 am Image
"Keep the change Duchess. Maybe the 3 of us can do it again some time. Hopefully Dave got some decent footage and can release it on DVD one day"
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lol neath iro
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:17 am Image
Karen Brady goes against the old adage by proving that you can indeed put lipstick on a pig.
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I told you NOT to bow in public Moysey you tosser the fans will think I am a total self absorbed fraudulent, up my own ass c**t.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:37 pm Image
I had a dream that one day Boss we will have a stadium full of state of the art technology like this.
Yes Trev I have dreams too but you know how the song goes.
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cockney hammer wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:56 am Image
Moyes says:

" Hi Mr Sullivan, just to let you know due to Brady's penny pinching the bog roll has run out in the toilet, oh you might need to wash that glove."
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:49 am Image
Issa`s YMCA goal celebration needed some work.

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"Simply the best...........better than all the rest" :tune:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:37 pm Image
West ham scandal as manager and star player caught in threesome with tranny.
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:lol:
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Thanks for last night, babe.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:09 am Image
I gave Brady these four and my thumb and all she did was giggle and ask me did I bring any cones with me
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