Lawro at it again !

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Good bloke, Lawro :heart:
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The accomplished master of Belgian practices has us losing 2-0 to Chelsea.
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Along with ‘Let it be’ Mother Mary also whispered that Lawro is a pus ridden steak drape.
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Got us drawing 1 all.

Some bloke named Devonshire picks us to win 2 nil.

Burnley v West Ham (14:00 GMT)
Well, West Ham just keep on going. They have now beaten Chelsea and Liverpool, and given Manchester City a proper test - they are not fourth by beating the lower sides, they are beating the teams above them as well.

The thing about the Hammers is that they believe in themselves now, and the way they play absolutely suits them. They have got some really strong players in key positions and they work extremely hard.

David Moyes has got them playing and they have become a team who are really difficult to play against, because they have got a bit of everything - physicality plus flair and ability.

Their biggest problem right now, especially coming into such a busy period, is running out of steam. They are already short of numbers defensively now Kurt Zouma and Ben Johnson have joined Angelo Ogbonna on the treatment table.

If there are any tired limbs out there in the West Ham team, it might catch up with them at Turf Moor. Burnley have only won once this season, which is why they are in the relegation zone, but they are usually hard to beat.

Lawro's prediction: 1-1

Dev's prediction: West Ham are just absolutely flying. Burnley are another of our relegation rivals and I think they might have problems this season. It would be good for us if they lose this one. 0-2


We sit in 10th place in Lawros league. Liverpool, Citeh, Chelsea & Leicester are all undefeated (ha, we've beat three of them in the league & the other in a cup). Leeds have won 11 times.


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He may well look like a festering prolapsed bile duct but I make him right with his prediction this week...
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There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

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The chuffing turtlehead has us down for a win!
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Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!

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W**k blister.
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote: Fri Dec 10, 2021 9:12 pm There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

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