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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Turtlecharityracer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:27 am

Still think we are the best club he will play for. Too many issues within his game to progress further.

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Georgee Paris » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:28 am

I mean does Liverpool have Dani Dyer?

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Georgee Paris » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:29 am

… you can go to Liverpool if you like but we are over if you do…

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Post by Puff Daddy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:29 am

fjthegrey wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:48 am
We're fourth in the league, in the Europa league last 16 and likely the last 16 of the FA cup.

We also knocked out two of the biggest teams in the world in another cup competition this season.

I mean, Liverpool is clearly a step up but I can see that you still don't engage your brain before you post do ya, silly sod.

No need for the insult, but there again what else should I expect from you? You have been trolling and insulting me me for years. How about our engaging yours? He may decide to stay with us, but why else would he be interested in this move? It can only be because he wants to win trophies and play with the best players. We may win something this year and we hope we do and if we do, then he may think again, but our lot need to show a lot more ambition on player recruitment if we are to retain him In view, of course and that is my view

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by The Straw » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:32 am

Turtlecharityracer wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:27 am
Still think we are the best club he will play for. Too many issues within his game to progress further.
How did you even find the will to get out of bed when we were ****?

You need to get laid sharpish.

If you can't enjoy the good times then what's the point, 9898?

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Heysel76 » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:32 am

Georgee Paris wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:29 am
… you can go to Liverpool if you like but we are over if you do…
....DOOF DOOF DOOF.....roll credits

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by sendô » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:39 am

old fart wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:15 am
West Ham's 25-year-old English forward Jarrod Bowen is keen on a move to Liverpool, who remain interested in a summer move.


BBC gossip
The media are really keen on selling all our best players out from under us, aren't they?

Personally I think Liverpool have peaked, and at the moment seem to be showing how reliant they are on Mo Salad.

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Post by fjthegrey » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:40 am

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Turtlecharityracer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:41 am

sendô wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:39 am
The media are really keen on selling all our best players out from under us, aren't they?

Personally I think Liverpool have peaked, and at the moment seem to be showing how reliant they are on Mo Salad.
imo, 100% paper talk.

If there was an inkling of truth, anything over £27.5 million sell.
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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by mushy » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:41 am

Turtlecharityracer wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:27 am
Still think we are the best club he will play for. Too many issues within his game to progress further.
For instance?

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Post by Turtlecharityracer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:44 am

mushy wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:41 am
For instance?
Decision making with the ball, composure in front of goal, quality of passing.
Can't fault his effort though. Real 100 % every game.

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Post by S-H » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:44 am

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by sendô » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:45 am

This is really getting embarrassing now.

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Post by Georgee Paris » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:55 am

sendô wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:45 am
This is really getting embarrassing now.
I think you wrote ‘you are a ****’ wrong

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by paulhs1 » Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:57 am

Turtlecharityracer wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:41 am
imo, 100% paper talk.

If there was an inkling of truth, anything over £27.5 million sell.
:crylol:

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Post by psychoscoredthelot » Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:20 am

turtle head

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Bubbles Fortuna » Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:21 am

Sell the in form English forward in world football for £5 million profit.

Bidding starts at £60 million at the bare minimum thanks.

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by Boleyn_Hammer » Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:28 am

This probably means absolutely nothing but I have picked up on the fact that he points to/pats the badge after scoring…

I know plenty of players historically have done this, I am just trying to cling on to whatever positives I can.

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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by wolf359 » Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:29 am

Turtlecharityracer wrote:
Fri Jan 14, 2022 10:41 am
imo, 100% paper talk.

If there was an inkling of truth, anything over £27.5 million sell.
You missed the '1' off the beginning of that number. In his prime, soon to be England international, who has more output that diving Jack..£100m+
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Re: Welcome, Jarrod Bowen

Post by ZazaPenaltyRunup » Fri Jan 14, 2022 11:29 am

Won't quote but I didn't think there was a potential to be such a moron.

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