Little things that irritate you

[chelmsfordhammer91]

Estate agents

You tell them your maximum price and they bombard you with houses that are 20-30k over.

Nice of them to cover the difference.

[Cockneyboy311]

West Ham FB group called Long Live the Boleyn ( i think).

Jesus Christ, the amount of knicker wetting on there make the transfer thread on here look tame. Moyes is ****, his football is ****, he's a yes man and they are asset stripping the club with all of these sales. All after one game against the league champions and with 20 odd days left in the transfer window. The mind boggles.

I wouldn't mind so much if these were youngsters, but they are all 50 plus. Idiots.

[Jonah]

FB group

CB.... Stop, and step away from stoopid. You'll feel a whole lot better

[Jonah]

Seeing 20 new pages in the transfer thread since my last login.....thought there might be some actual news on transfers....

[S-H]

Seeing 20 new pages in the transfer thread since my last login.....thought there might be some actual news on transfers....

Watch it really ramp up over the weekend, when we inevitably lose to Forest, courtesy of a Lingard hatrick, let a few more players go without replacing them, buy Phil Jones to solve our defensive injury crisis, Declan puts in a transfer request, Scamacca goes AWOL, and Sullivan announces he's staying for another ten years..

[wolf359]

Watch it really ramp up over the weekend,

And Moyes to tell GSB where to put it and walk.

[sussexhammer74]

Toasters.

Fancied some buttered toast this morning. Fresh loaf on the side. Try to pop a couple of slices in the toaster. Bread too long. End up forcing the bread down once I clicked it down. Bread scew wiff and where the bread buckled, one side almost burnt, the other side white as a sheet. Edges all whitish as well.

They have made most toasters now so you can fit width in, we need length. I know you can buy toaster sized bread but...

[wolf359]

'Seedless' Satsumas with more seeds that flesh..I could start an orchard with the collection I've now got.

[prophet:marginal]

Being locked out of the site by that flaming 'invalid' notice shizzle for half the afternoon.

I am supposed to be working!

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Toasters.

Fancied some buttered toast this morning. Fresh loaf on the side. Try to pop a couple of slices in the toaster. Bread too long. End up forcing the bread down once I clicked it down. Bread scew wiff and where the bread buckled, one side almost burnt, the other side white as a sheet. Edges all whitish as well.

They have made most toasters now so you can fit width in, we need length. I know you can buy toaster sized bread but...

You need to pay your staff more. Or discipline them for poor performance.

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Being locked out of the site by that flaming 'invalid' notice shizzle for half the afternoon.

I am supposed to be working!

It's somewhat akin to turning up at the pub where you always score.

Only to find your main man has not turned up.

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Phone constantly going into "do not disturb" mode once I am moving more than a fast walk.

[simonpaulthomas]

A hot day/evening/night, where almost everyone on our estate has their windows open to help with the heat, and some ******** has been blaring out **** dance music since 7pm…

[Monkeybubbles]

Phone constantly going into "do not disturb" mode once I am moving more than a fast walk.

One of the many, many benefits of ambling, dawdling and mooching.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

^^^^and of having a cheap unfancy phone.

[prophet:marginal]

A hot day/evening/night, where almost everyone on our estate has their windows open to help with the heat, and some ******** has been blaring out **** dance music since 7pm…

hold tight simonpaulthomas, shout goes out, hold tight!

[AnthraxDave]

"1976 was hotter than this"
Whatever, you double-hard b*stard.

[Tenbury]

I was there (hand-balling cement bags, as it goes).... and it wasn't.

[wolf359]

"1976 was hotter than this"
Whatever, you double-hard b*stard.

Comments based on ‘feelings’ in general. We have measurements, science and facts. But hey ‘I’ know better.

Great isn’t it.

[S-H]

That I was banned during the emergence of Puff's ill-fated 'Negativity Thread'