Worst charidee record ever

[Up the Junction]

Let's be honest, there have been some absolute stinkers made in the name of charity. But what's the worst?

I'll get the ball rolling with this, which was written by northern soul legend Ian Levine.

Can you find anything more execrable?

[simon hammer]

[westham,eggyandchips]

[last.caress]

I don't know which ones I despise most: The charity songs trying to be earnest or cool, trying to kid themselves they've made something with genuine musical chops (such as the Spandex hair-lacquered cringefest above), or the songs which lean into the novelty angle and go out of their way to be "funny", such as just about any Comic Relief song although I guess I'm thinking most specifically of The ****ing Stonk by Hale & Pace or Stick it Out by Right Said Fred

In any event, those Sausage Roll bastards need to be arrested , charged with some sort of aural terrorism and jailed forever; preferably within the next week or so before they balls up another Christmas.

[DaveWHU1964]

I have never heard that Right Said Fred ‘effort’ and I will go out of my way to ensure that I never hear it again. To think, someone once thought that was a good idea.

[smuts]

The Ian Levine one was the first one that sprung to mind. Truly awful.