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Things you've always wanted to know......
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
Why do we stretch when we wake up/get up in the morning?
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It used to be because Kelly Brook was on breakfast TV.westham,eggyandchips wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:26 pm Why do we stretch when we wake up/get up in the morning?
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Probably because our muscles etc are totally relaxed & it feels nice.westham,eggyandchips wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:26 pm Why do we stretch when we wake up/get up in the morning?
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I know why women stretch when they get up in the morning.westham,eggyandchips wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:26 pm Why do we stretch when we wake up/get up in the morning?
It’s because they haven’t got any b*llocks to scratch.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
In this day and age, that's debatable....Alan Pardew's Dad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 10:04 pm
It’s because they haven’t got any b*llocks to scratch.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
beaten to itwestham,eggyandchips wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:26 pm Why do we stretch when we wake up/get up in the morning?
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Can we have an avatar that just says "SB OUT"
I feel a bit bad having the "G" in mine.
I feel a bit bad having the "G" in mine.
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LOLUp the Junction wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:08 pm Consider it done.
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Much appreciated.Up the Junction wrote: ↑Wed Apr 19, 2023 4:08 pm Consider it done.
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Re: Things you've always wanted to know......
I watched an old episode of The Chase earlier. Is tomfoolery a genuine rhyming slang term for jewellery? I’d hear slang used a little but that was a new one for me.
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Is there the same gender diversity amongst animals as there is amongst humans? For example, are there lesbian hamsters or gay buffalo?
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My dog is a raging homo.Johnny Buscuits wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 11:16 am Is there the same gender diversity amongst animals as there is amongst humans? For example, are there lesbian hamsters or gay buffalo?
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I jest, he just likes to dry hump other male dogs..
Obviously I don't know his sexuality..
I do know however, that he identifies as a cat.