Your Annoying Traits/Habits

[Rio]

According to my missus

Constantly quoting obscure lines from film/TV (they’re not obscure as I know them)
Changing lyrics to songs
Buying football; rugby, band shirts
Always wanting one more pint when out
Being indecisive
Refusal to dress smart
Sulking
Not listening to family advice
Stubbornness
Commenting disparagingly about tv shows she’s watching

[dasnutnock3]

Depends on where she is in her menstrual cycle. At particular times, the list is quite extensive, and appears to include such irritations as breathing, having a face and being alive.

[alf git]

I've got nothing to add to the thread.

[Coops]

Apparently I only have about 10 stories and I tend to repeat them.

[Rio]

Apparently I only have about 10 stories and I tend to repeat them.

What are the other 9?

[neathiron]

According to my missus

Always wanting one more pint when out
Being indecisive

Now these two I definitely have in common with you Rio, as she found out today. We're going away together on the weekend for the 1st time. Should be fun

[Loftyhammer]

Apparently I'm a sarcastic twat who can't stop poking my nose in when my wife is trying to cook

She loves me really

[Tenbury]

Apparently(and she may well be right) I'm a complete arseh*le who's solely responsible for everything bad that's happened to everyone everywhere ,
for the past 70 odd years.

[WappingIron]

My wife is always on at me saying I spend too much time at home and that my very presence annoys her and that I need to get out more (I work from home most of the time)……Yet when I say “I’m going out for a bit” I get “where are you going?”, “why are you going out, you don’t need to go out” and “I bet you’re only going out to drink” !!

[Toulouse_Iron]

The new Mrs Toulouse hasn't been with me long enough to find out what my annoying habits are yet. Or at least not long enough to bring them up...
I'll keep you posted.

[Jonah]

I'll ask the Mrs later, should be fun.


Also, as an Audi driving, vegan cyclist I'll let you all decide how annoying I can be.

[norse]

I'll ask the Mrs later, should be fun.


Also, as an Audi driving, vegan cyclist I'll let you all decide how annoying I can be.

Considered switching to a Tesla?

[DrVenk]

Snoring
Leaving the dishes for tomorrow
Drilling at 8am
Swearing
Not biting my tongue when her annoying friend is over
Watching Curb on repeat

[Colne Dynamo]

Well....

I'm stubborn
I always think I know better
I have a habit of talking in facts.
I will exit an argument the second someone starts getting highly strung. I've no time for that.
I rarely show empathy
I rarely show interest in other peoples lives
I am always preoccupied out of choice as I need constant mental stimulation. This means I rarely relax - ie sit down and chill with the family.
Almost all of my hobbies and interests exclude other people.

Or in other words, I'm a really really good catch.

[alf git]

I'll ask the Mrs later, should be fun.


Also, as an Audi driving, vegan cyclist I'll let you all decide how annoying I can be.

You can't be a proper vegan or you would have listed that first.

[sendô]

I always say "arse" when I burp. The kids find it hilarious, Mrs Sendo very much doesn't.

[Loftyhammer]

I always say "arse" when I burp. The kids find it hilarious, Mrs Sendo very much doesn't.

Am stealing that! Just to annoy Mrs L even more!

[vietnammer]

Changing lyrics to songs

Been trotting out Rollin rollin rollin, though your balls are swollin ad nauseam for years now, despite criticism

[Monkeybubbles]

I don't care

[last.caress]

I am devastatingly attractive and charming. Other men seem to find this terribly irritating, although their wives and mums tend to be absolutely fine with it.