The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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I wanted to buy a Toblerone at the supermarket but the checkout girl kept putting it back on the conveyor belt.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Never had a lentil on my face.
Never had a lentil on my face.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:22 am What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Never had a lentil on my face.
I like your sense of hummus,er.. I mean humour.
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Oopsie.Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:22 am What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil
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Sorry couldn't resist as I had a couple of crap ones this week that I had to double check.
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Why was the Scarecrow given a promotion ?
He was outstanding in his field .
He was outstanding in his field .
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One of my mates found a lump, and then had one of his testicles removed .
That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
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It tells you a lot about the state of politics in this country, when you're more likely to be ousted by a Christmas party, than the Labour party.
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Covid has hit the Spurs training ground. It's the first positive thing they've had in years.
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