The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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Tenbury wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:00 am Ageing,
I thought the punchline was 3 lines earlier!
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I wanted to buy a Toblerone at the supermarket but the checkout girl kept putting it back on the conveyor belt.
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Never had a lentil on my face.
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Monkeybubbles wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:22 am What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Never had a lentil on my face.
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I like your sense of hummus,er.. I mean humour.
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Hammer.CA wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:52 pm I wanted to buy a Toblerone at the supermarket but the checkout girl kept putting it back on the conveyor belt.
I don't get this one at all.
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Rocketron wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 3:44 pm I don't get this one at all.
I think it resembles the next customer thingy :crylol:
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Monkeybubbles wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 9:22 am What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil
Oopsie.
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ageing hammer wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:11 pm I think it resembles the next customer thingy :crylol:
Except it says TOBLERONE on it :eh:
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Jonah wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:12 pmOopsie.
Rumbled.
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Monkeybubbles wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:40 pm Rumbled.
:) Sorry couldn't resist as I had a couple of crap ones this week that I had to double check.
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DM wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:27 pm Except it says TOBLERONE on it :eh:
You are way overthinking this :lol:
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Why was the Scarecrow given a promotion ?




He was outstanding in his field .
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One of my mates found a lump, and then had one of his testicles removed .

That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
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It tells you a lot about the state of politics in this country, when you're more likely to be ousted by a Christmas party, than the Labour party.
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Covid has hit the Spurs training ground. It's the first positive thing they've had in years.
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S H brilliant on 2 counts! :crylol:
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have?
SCOOBY DOO: rabies.
SHAGGY: Zoinks, I didn’t even know you could get pregnant.
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S-H wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:37 am SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have?
SCOOBY DOO: rabies.
SHAGGY: Zoinks, I didn’t even know you could get pregnant.
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