The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
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Just been to an army wife-swapping party. Left when people starting dropping their khakis into a bowl.
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I'm going to write a book about all the
things I should have done with my life.
I'll call it my oughtabiography.
things I should have done with my life.
I'll call it my oughtabiography.
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Took me far too long to get this, but then :lol:pablo jaye wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 7:33 am Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
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Bilbo Baggins was able to survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy and prequel because old Hobbits die hard
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Back in the day, whenever David Ginola scored we'd drink gin all night. When Beckham scored, we'd drink Becks all night.
Thankfully, David Seaman was a goalie..
Thankfully, David Seaman was a goalie..
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Chelsea FC online shop announce a closing down sale!!!!
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Chelsea fans will be russian to get a barginDover KUMB fan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:46 pm Chelsea FC online shop announce a closing down sale!!!!
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You could have got it 5 pages back, 10 pages back etc.etc. Where is MB ?
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I'm going to nick this one, but will not be using until I see how tonight turns out.
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What key do you get if you chuck a piano down a mineshaft?
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Vladimir Putin dies and goes to Hell. After a while he gets a 1 day pass for good behaviour.
He walks into a Moscow bar and asks the bartender for a vodka.
Is Crimea ours?
Yes it is.
And the Donbas?
Yes.
And Kyiv?
That too.
Thanks. How much will that be?
5 Euros.
He walks into a Moscow bar and asks the bartender for a vodka.
Is Crimea ours?
Yes it is.
And the Donbas?
Yes.
And Kyiv?
That too.
Thanks. How much will that be?
5 Euros.