The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 2:19 pm Proper one liners

Now that's ferry clever.
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pablo jaye wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:56 pm I asked a married woman for a date once, but she said no because I have a face like the back a boat. I didn't reply, I just gave her a stern look.
You need to give her a wide berth :crossed:
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What, no mention of old oars
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I can't think of anymore boat puns, canoe?
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:08 pm I can't think of anymore boat puns, canoe?
That's a RIB tickler...
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:08 pm I can't think of anymore boat puns, canoe?
Trying to muster up the energy.
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Jeeez, the standard of crap jokes has been....crap lately.

Make me laugh ffs :grin:
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jevs wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 9:17 pm Jeeez, the standard of crap jokes has been....crap lately.

Make me laugh ffs :grin:
Most of the jokes are fine 😎 it’s the ‘witty’ responses to the jokes that make your toenails grow inwards.
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Some of the posts in this thread are a joke. :winker:
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:08 pm I can't think of anymore boat puns, canoe?
No, the ones I’m coming up with are a load of sheet.
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What a Titanic thread
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Boom boom...
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pablo jaye wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:39 pm No, the ones I’m coming up with are a load of sheet.
Pier pressure ?
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Seas the day you will get there schooner or later
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Blimey, all this criticism. Some people do like to harbour a grudge.....
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What ever floats your boat
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The prosecution rests M’lud.
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Don't worry, people will get fed up with this schooner or later.
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Hammer.CA wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:37 pm The prosecution rests M’lud.
Your honour, the defence suspects the crown of rigging the jury.
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This thread is propelling to the abyss
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