Anything goes in The Snug, General Discussion's rebellious little brother. An off-topic den of iniquity where any subject not covered elsewhere may be discussed. Well, anything except golf, Star Wars and Arsenal.
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."
Mick Jagger's coming to mine tomorrow for lunch. I'm going to make him a spiced lamb and couscous bap.
I know it's only Moroccan roll but he likes it...
Hammer.CA wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:21 am
Mick Jagger's coming to mine tomorrow for lunch. I'm going to make him a spiced lamb and couscous bap.
I know it's only Moroccan roll but he likes it...
He asked for that round my house but I told him you can't always get what you want.
Hammer.CA wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:21 am
Mick Jagger's coming to mine tomorrow for lunch. I'm going to make him a spiced lamb and couscous bap.
I know it's only Moroccan roll but he likes it...
Mick's coming round my house on Tuesday. I feel strangely compelled to make a curry.....
Monday is a very important day for me, and I’m sure many of you will have sympathy with me on this. The 19th September 2022 is National Talk Like a pirate day. I have been looking forward to this, and have been practising hard for many many weeks. Her Majesty’s funeral now quite rightly takes presidence but, I’m hoping Justin Welby who is taking the service, finds it in his heart to acknowledge the clash…………by for example by swapping “Hello Friends” for “Ahoy Mateys”......or swapping “Oh My God” for “Blow me Down”.......or calling someone a “Scallywag”, or signing off with “See you in Davie Jones’s Locker”..........c’mon Justin Owd Lad
SALOPHAMMER1 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:30 pm
Monday is a very important day for me, and I’m sure many of you will have sympathy with me on this. The 19th September 2022 is National Talk Like a pirate day. I have been looking forward to this, and have been practising hard for many many weeks. Her Majesty’s funeral now quite rightly takes presidence but, I’m hoping Justin Welby who is taking the service, finds it in his heart to acknowledge the clash…………by for example by swapping “Hello Friends” for “Ahoy Mateys”......or swapping “Oh My God” for “Blow me Down”.......or calling someone a “Scallywag”, or signing off with “See you in Davie Jones’s Locker”..........c’mon Justin Owd Lad
He didn't but boy did he have a thinly veiled pop at politicians during his sermon.
