The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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I once ordered a frankfurter in a chip ship in Newcastle.
The woman serving was some time out the back before returning with a photo.of Sinatra.
The woman serving was some time out the back before returning with a photo.of Sinatra.
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Just got 3 tips off the bookie for grand national.
Sunshine 10/1
Moonlight 17/1
Good times 50/1
If they don’t win don’t blame it on Sunshine, Don’t blame it on moonlight, don’t blame it on Good times, Blame it on the Bookie
Sunshine 10/1
Moonlight 17/1
Good times 50/1
If they don’t win don’t blame it on Sunshine, Don’t blame it on moonlight, don’t blame it on Good times, Blame it on the Bookie
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Ted - that’s got to be some sort of record for a repeated joke … look at the last one on the previous page.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PABLO, WHEN WILL THIS PEDANTRY STOP?pablo jaye wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 7:21 pm Ted - that’s got to be some sort of record for a repeated joke … look at the last one on the previous page.
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I apologise to all concerned.pablo jaye wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 7:21 pm Ted - that’s got to be some sort of record for a repeated joke … look at the last one on the previous page.
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Westcliffspur wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 11:42 am I once ordered a frankfurter in a chip ship in Newcastle.
The woman serving was some time out the back before returning with a photo.of Sinatra.
What is the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is a marsupial, the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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Geordie lass goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, when ah teek me bra off at neet, me tits smell like coconut?"
Doctor says "Why aye lass, they're bounty"
Doctor says "Why aye lass, they're bounty"
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Geordies are still struggling with the news that Aldi isn't open 24/7
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davids cross wrote: ↑Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:23 pm There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan.
I personally give his thread about 4 days......... :lol:
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BREAKING NEWS!
Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.
Cases continue to rise.
Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.
Cases continue to rise.
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I walked through the town last night and I saw an apple pie, blackcurrant cheesecake, a knickerbocker glory and a sherry trifle.
The streets were strangely desserted.
The streets were strangely desserted.
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Went to see my nephew yesterday, he's only 16 and already a heroin addict. They shoot up so fast.
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Growing up as a child I was surrounded by sponge cake, cream and chocolate.
Life was tough in the gateaux.
Life was tough in the gateaux.
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Now that engineers have successfully made a car that can run on parsley, they're attempting to make trains that can run on thyme.
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Has anyone tried Sylvester Stallone's scones?
I hear they're the best thing since Sly's bread.
I hear they're the best thing since Sly's bread.
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Gandalf came into my shop and asked, " Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"
I told him, I'm sorry. I don't do staff discounts."
I told him, I'm sorry. I don't do staff discounts."
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Apparently scientists have isolated a food which can permanently reduce a woman's sex drive by 75%.
It's called wedding cake.
It's called wedding cake.
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In the early days of the Russian revolution, two blokes, one a peasant, the other, a top brass knob, are having a piss in a public bog. They start up conversation whilst taking a piss. The peasant says to the top brass knob. "Only in Russia, comrade can a peasant have a piss, within pissing distance of someone like you" The top brass knob, replies. " Yes only inRussia comrade" The peasant then says "Say comrade, why is your piss going, swish, swish, swish when my piss is going, splat, splat, splat". The top brass knob says " "Because you are pissing on my boots, you ****ing peasant"
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Saw a sea bird carrying a pint of milk.
Think it was on the tern
Think it was on the tern
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