The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Paperback Raita - The Beatles
Naughty Balti - John Parr
Korai me a River - Ella Fitzgerald
Oh Chapatti - Scritti Politti
Private Dupiza - Tina Turner
ArgyBhaji - Squeeze
Puree - Prince
Shashlik it Up - Kiss
Free Phalling - Tom Petty
Chaats the way (I like it) - KC & The Sunshine Band
Aloo - Lionel Richie
and that classic oldie.... Pakora your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag - Felix Powell
Naughty Balti - John Parr
Korai me a River - Ella Fitzgerald
Oh Chapatti - Scritti Politti
Private Dupiza - Tina Turner
ArgyBhaji - Squeeze
Puree - Prince
Shashlik it Up - Kiss
Free Phalling - Tom Petty
Chaats the way (I like it) - KC & The Sunshine Band
Aloo - Lionel Richie
and that classic oldie.... Pakora your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag - Felix Powell
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:12 pm I reckon Moyes could get a tune out of him. Take these broken Mings and learn to fly again.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I was offered Sex today by a 21 year old blonde woman with cracking tits.
In exchange I was asked to advertise a new bathroom cleaner here on KUMB, which of course I refused because of my morals, what with being a married man, and having strong willpower - which is just as strong as Cillet Bang, which is now available in scented lemon fragrance.
In exchange I was asked to advertise a new bathroom cleaner here on KUMB, which of course I refused because of my morals, what with being a married man, and having strong willpower - which is just as strong as Cillet Bang, which is now available in scented lemon fragrance.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I thought you spelled caesarean with an s but when I checked the dictionary it was under the c section.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Brilliant!!!!!WestHamLyallStyle wrote: ↑Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:07 pm I thought you spelled caesarean with an s but when I checked the dictionary it was under the c section.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
I heard the bricklayers outside my house arguing about who had forgotten to put the tools in the van.
There was a lot of finger pointing.
There was a lot of finger pointing.
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
It was tense.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Invoking the Monkeybubbles Act (2017) here; "Any joke, gag or bon-mot perceived to have been posted at a previous date to the one shown presently, either in abstract meaning or verbatim, shall be considered a violation. The police will be informed, even if they tell us to f*** off"
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
A horse an elephant and a monkey walked into a bar.
The barman says " is this some kind of joke "
The barman says " is this some kind of joke "
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Deal with your own problems, I'm busy being outraged on the transfer thread.vietnammer wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:13 am Invoking the Monkeybubbles Act (2017) here; "Any joke, gag or bon-mot perceived to have been posted at a previous date to the one shown presently, either in abstract meaning or verbatim, shall be considered a violation. The police will be informed, even if they tell us to **** off"
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Ah the transfer thread. That's probably the biggest joke on this forum. Always is during pre-season and crimbo.Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:21 pm Deal with your own problems, I'm busy being outraged on the transfer thread.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
My son has been wearing a Tottenham shirt as part of a social experiment, so far he's been kicked, verbally abused and spat at. Be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
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Be sure to grab his hair and pull him to the ground as he leaves the house!Arch Dandy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:46 pm My son has been wearing a Tottenham shirt as part of a social experiment, so far he's been kicked, verbally abused and spat at. Be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
*it's NOT a foul apparently...