The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Just put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.
Not had any bids yet but there are 14 people watching
Not had any bids yet but there are 14 people watching
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Accordion to a recent survey, people won't notice when you slip in the name of a musical instrument in a sentence.
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Bassed on what survey???pablo jaye wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:17 pm Accordion to a recent survey, people won't notice when you slip in the name of a musical instrument in a sentence.
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Nonsense. They're just trying to drum up business.pablo jaye wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:17 pm Accordion to a recent survey, people won't notice when you slip in the name of a musical instrument in a sentence.
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pablo jaye wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:17 pm Accordion to a recent survey, people won't notice when you slip in the name of a musical instrument in a sentence.
Someone told me about this when I was on a P&O cruise round the Bermuda triangle.
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi??
Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do...
Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do...
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Bizarre coincidence my boss tried to tell me this joke yesterday and I told him it was older than the Flintstones :lol:Uptonogood247 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:46 pm What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi??
Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do...
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Albert Arkwright, the world’s scruffiest man, died today.
His body is lying in a state.
His body is lying in a state.
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Just bought the wife's Valentine's Day treat......
A hot air balloon trip across the USA
A hot air balloon trip across the USA
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Personally, all that ballon business doesn't bother me.
It'll soon blow over.......
It'll soon blow over.......
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I used to get a Valentine’s card every year from a secret admirer but this year I haven’t received one.
First my gran dies, now this!
First my gran dies, now this!
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I took a new workmate home for some food, when we went in to the lounge my dog was lying there licking his balls.
My mate said “Wow, I wished I could do that”
I said to him “Well you’d better pet him a bit first, he can get quite nasty with people he doesn’t know”
My mate said “Wow, I wished I could do that”
I said to him “Well you’d better pet him a bit first, he can get quite nasty with people he doesn’t know”
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I was up to my knees in cheese spread yesterday.
That’s the last time I walk the streets of Philadelphia.
That’s the last time I walk the streets of Philadelphia.
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I went for a walk in the park yesterday, it was much easier than I expected.
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I followed this Chinese weather balloon for two hundred miles,
turned out it was birdshit on my windscreen
turned out it was birdshit on my windscreen