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The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
You need to give her a wide berthpablo jaye wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 9:56 pm I asked a married woman for a date once, but she said no because I have a face like the back a boat. I didn't reply, I just gave her a stern look.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Most of the jokes are fine it’s the ‘witty’ responses to the jokes that make your toenails grow inwards.
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Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread
Don't worry, people will get fed up with this schooner or later.
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