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Re: The new kits thread

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It's foul! :thdn:
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I don't mind it..

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I refuse to believe it’s real.
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If the orange skid mark and shorts were claret they could get away with it. Other than that it's hideous. Can we have kits in our own colours?. Surely that's the point.
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Post by Rio »

It’s amazing isn’t it. The fact that when people actually have news about the third kit, they post it.

FWIW I’ve seen worse. Nice hot holidays. We’ll probably wear it once on the pitch. Inoffensive and a homage to Marco Boogers that doesn’t have embossed caravans in the design.
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All three of our kits are abysmal this year.
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:thumbdn: That’s an absolute shocker
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horrible. we need a change from umbro as the work experience lad has run out of ideas !
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Oh dear that is hideous all three kits are terrible.
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Looks like my shirt after spag bol.
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Ted's got dozens of shirts from all over the world and he's got out of bed, before 12 midday, just to let me know he thinks
the Third shirt is " F*ckin Sh*t".
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I don’t mind the design but why orange, it has nothing to do with West Ham?
Our away kit is black so that is the different colour to avoid clashes, are there rules that all three kits have to be completely different colours?
If it was claret I certainly would have considered buying it but as it is I will not be buying any of this years kits.
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No likey. :thdn:
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It reminds me of the time Iain Dowie burned his arse on the plastic pitch at Boundary park while playing for us and spent the rest of the game with a patch of blood on the back of his white shorts.
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e17 wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 8:13 am TANGO’D
Showed this to my wife, she said "ugh, looks like period blood" :crylol:
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That's a cracker, is that. Full house from Umbro, good work.
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3x honking shirts then.

Funny thing is, the templates Umbro have used for all 3 are fine.

Each is ruined by a rank printed pattern that the Umbro intern knocked up in 5 minutes.

Proper dross.
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Re: The new kits thread

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Genuinely don't mind it.

Scamacca, makes everything look better though.
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