Little things that irritate you

[prophet:marginal]

I find things like that really interesting.

Hadn't realised that some words with this 'ise' or 'ize' issue were derived from Greek.

[Cockneyboy311]

....booglarize you baby

Might have to put this in the makes you smile thread

[prophet:marginal]

There's something slightly captivating about it...

...perhaps its the Y-fronts on the drummer's head?

[Tenbury]

F*cking water tablets... make you p*ss like a f*cking rhino.
F*ck getting old.

[Eggchaser]

Oftentimes people are..

Actually I find that I'm actually related to people less often than I actually am
Or perhaps I should say that I meet fewer people that I am related to, than I meet than I'm not.

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

yesterday was a bit bitter. Had wrapped myself up ready for winter-lite but should have done a much better job of wrapping up, had literally just exited the underground on the way to the office and was instantly frozen in no time, wet and miserable.

Didn't help that they don't have the heating on in the office - so took several meetings wrapped up in my coat, thinking really, remind me why do we need to come in?... so that I can meet with someone who puts on a death by power point show, whilst freezing my arse off?... FFS, could have been just as involved if I had logged on from home.


and of course saved myself the not too little expense of the bloody fares and parking costs.

[dasnutnock3]

I have a virus of some nature. Doesn't appear to be covid, but is unpleasant and I'm feeling extremely sorry for myself.

Yes, I'm aware I'm being a massive wuss.

Covid confirmed. Hit me a lot harder than it did in 2021, wonder if it’s related to the vaccine wearing off?

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Covid confirmed. Hit me a lot harder than it did in 2021, wonder if it’s related to the vaccine wearing off?

too little alcohol flowing through your veins maybe?

[dasnutnock3]

too little alcohol flowing through your veins maybe?

Hmm. Nature’s disinfectant?

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

Hmm. Nature’s disinfectant?

true 'dat.

better than Trump's option of pouring bleach down ones gob, that's for sure.

[chigwells finest]

andy serkiss's wig in the new luther movie FFS

[alf git]

Plusnet live chat.

I've got FTTP with BT. All i want to know is whether they're going to want to send an engineer to fit another shitty plastic box on the wall. Useless.

[southbrishammer]

andy serkiss's wig in the new luther movie FFS

I thought that was the best bit of the film.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

[alf git]

Marvel!

[westham,eggyandchips]

Mrs Eggs brother is getting wed in June, so we've both been invited to the wedding and relevant hen/stag do's.

We've just done a little tally up- to attend said hen/stag, stay over at the venue for the wedding, travel, gift for the couple, we're looking at the best part of a grand!!!



The little scrote didn't even attend our wedding or come on my stag a few years ago.

[Samba]

Mrs Eggs brother is getting wed in June, so we've both been invited to the wedding and relevant hen/stag do's.

We've just done a little tally up- to attend said hen/stag, stay over at the venue for the wedding, travel, gift for the couple, we're looking at the best part of a grand!!!



The little scrote didn't even attend our wedding or come on my stag a few years ago.

Just say you're going to be too ill for the whole of June to go..

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

Lemon juice will give a false positive on a covid test, if that helps

[djclipz]

Some oik hopping on the train home after the game last min with a KFC in hand. Smelt bloody lovely. It made me go and have a burger king when I got to the other end.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Just say you're going to be too ill for the whole of June to go..

I felt a bit Tom and Dick working it all out.