Little things that irritate you

[-DL-]

I appear to be getting RSI in my ****ing hand.

[sendô]

I appear to be getting RSI in my mouse hand.

edit - beaten to it by DL, the ****er.

[-DL-]

[Dover KUMB fan]

Office brown nosers.
Got one in our place, a 6ft plus rugby player in his 40's that turns into the back end of a pantomime horse the moment the boss walks in.
Poor bloke barely makes it into the building before his backside starts getting kissed.
Embarrassing to say the least.

[-DL-]

The daughter of a late friend is getting **** and hassle from an ex-boyfriend that is bullying her, intimidating her, and has also been subject to monitoring by CCTV that has been installed outside his mates house down the road and his pointing to her front door- and police, council, and every other authority you can think of doing absolutely f*** all about it.

It's genuinely worrying behaviour and he's getting away with it.

The coward wouldn't have dared do it if her old man were still alive.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

The daughter of a late friend is getting **** and hassle from an ex-boyfriend that is bullying her, intimidating her, and has also been subject to monitoring by CCTV that has been installed outside his mates house down the road and his pointing to her front door- and police, council, and every other authority you can think of doing absolutely **** all about it.

It's genuinely worrying behaviour and he's getting away with it.

The coward wouldn't have dared do it if her old man were still alive.

Can't some of her Dad's mates have a (ahem) word with this bloke?

[-DL-]

Can't some of her Dad's mates have a (ahem) word with this bloke?

Been done, gone in one ear and out the other.

They ain't the sort to start doing the physical stuff.

[last.caress]

That f*cking long-haired little b*stard in the Argos ad, with her mocking, pisstaking face & words...
Not sure why she winds me up so much, IT'S A F*CKING PUPPET.......

They're great! It's Kurtan from This Country and Roche from People Just do Nothing. Modern comedy classic mash-up!

[btajim - mcfc]

Pubs that can’t get their acts together. I watched the FA Cup Final in Liverpool as I went to a gig at The Cavern that evening. They had three beers off, the one lager took forever to pour, no change in the till and then they switched the telly on my table to racing. There were a group of boisterous men from somewhere like Leeds screaming at the tv when we were trying to watch the match. Thankfully they all left before I did.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Pubs that can’t get their acts together. I watched the FA Cup Final in Liverpool as I went to a gig at The Cavern that evening. They had three beers off, the one lager took forever to pour, no change in the till and then they switched the telly on my table to racing. There were a group of boisterous men from somewhere like Leeds screaming at the tv when we were trying to watch the match. Thankfully they all left before I did.

By the sounds of it in The Cup Final thread, you still managed to get smashed Jim.

How's the head today?

[Rio]

Mosquitoes and their mosquitoey ways.

Been bitten 3 times on the swede. This is no way to prepare for a European final

[alf git]

The Morrisons advert.
I'm sure they all thought they were really clever trying to get Morrisons to rhyme with more reasons. It doesn't scan, not even close. It's grating and an affront to the ears.
Stop it.

[Samba]

Mosquitoes and their mosquitoey ways.

Been bitten 3 times on the swede. This is no way to prepare for a European final

We're just lucky in the UK they can't pass on something nasty to us... atm, of course..
Get yourself an 'Executioner Pro' electrified tennis racket, Rio.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

When you've been bitten, these actually work, and rather well too.

I was as skeptical as anyone but in a WTF moment bought one. I was surprised to say the very least. It doesn't hurt despite zapping you with about 5000 volts, requires just a minute or two to take effect and lasts for an hour or more, then just rezap yourself.

In case I haven't made myself clear, they really do work.

[Jonah]

In case I haven't made myself clear, they really do work.

So does this stuff as a repellant.

Avon calling.....

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 04086.html


...and Doublebase cream.

[S-H]

Aye, the Avon stuff is the shizz.

Plus, who doesn't love silky soft skin..

[Rio]

Cheers gents.

I’m actually not suffering too badly other than looking like I’m auditioning to be a unicorn. The joys of shaving your bonce

[Burnley Hammer]

Went to bed early last night in preparation for my planned long birthday walk in the Dark Peak today. Instead I woke up to a virus, fever, and a banging headache. Oh well.

[S-H]

Scratchy throat, all night!

[BalaamBoy]

Aye, the Avon stuff is the shizz.

Plus, who doesn't love silky soft skin..

And Avon's biggest customer for this product is . . . . ... The Army!!