Little things that irritate you

[Samba]

We have a blind over our kitchen door and the things get through a half inch gap...yet amazingly can't find their way out when we open it fully.

It's because they are c*nts.

[pablo jaye]

You lot are mental... The shell is the best bit.

[ageing hammer]

Remember when flies used to fly around a hanging lightbulb, even if it was daytime & the bulb wasn't on?
Wtf was that all about?

I do indeed there would be about 50 of the bastards, no idea why

[ageing hammer]

Remember when flies used to fly around a hanging lightbulb, even if it was daytime & the bulb wasn't on?
Wtf was that all about?

I do indeed there would be about 50 of the bastards, no idea why

[r99c]

Weird West Ham fans on twitter bullying girls in our fanbase

[Cockneyboy311]

Weird West Ham fans on twitter bullying girls in our fanbase

Twitter is a cesspit of weirdos tbf, but yeah, ok some might have Only Fans but so what?

[Eggs'n'nuts]

We have a blind over our kitchen door and the things get through a half inch gap...yet amazingly can't find their way out when we open it fully.

Or when they're buzzing away against a window, so you open the window fully to let them out.............and they still buzz away against the f**king window!

That's when they deserve to die.

[AnthraxDave]

Pond killing itself every day with Algae. Never seen it so bad.

[Samba]

I do indeed there would be about 50 of the bastards, no idea why

You mean there were a 100?...

[Samba]

Pond killing itself every day with Algae. Never seen it so bad.

What's it all about, Algae?

[Burnley Hammer]

So this morning I'm cracking 2 eggs into a bowl. First one cracks perfectly as usual, no shell.

At that point, I recall this thread and wonder why people struggle with this simple task. I even tell myself that maybe I should have recorded it on video to demonstrate to the world how easy it is.

I then crack the second egg which immediately disintegrates in my hand and egg goes all over the worktop.

[westham,eggyandchips]

My neighbour that never takes his big coat off.

I start sweating for him!

[wolf359]

American TV describing the Indy 500 as the BIGGEST, BEST and GREATEST race in motorsport and the PILOTS being the most skilled on the planet. Yanks….

[Plashet Grove Pete]

So this morning I'm cracking 2 eggs into a bowl. First one cracks perfectly as usual, no shell.

At that point, I recall this thread and wonder why people struggle with this simple task. I even tell myself that maybe I should have recorded it on video to demonstrate to the world how easy it is.

I then crack the second egg which immediately disintegrates in my hand and egg goes all over the worktop.

Told you. I told you but you wouldn't bloody listen ...

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

American TV describing the Indy 500 as the BIGGEST, BEST and GREATEST race in motorsport and the PILOTS being the most skilled on the planet. Yanks….

Brick on the throttle, turn left.

[Rio]

Bank holiday weekend. Chance to sleep in.

No 4 hours Kip for the last 3 nights.

[Misko]

People honking and yelling until 2am to celebrate Erdogan's rerere-election.

[pablo jaye]

American TV describing the Indy 500 as the BIGGEST, BEST and GREATEST race in motorsport and the PILOTS being the most skilled on the planet. Yanks….

I think they may also have mentioned that They also have the world champions in baseball and gridiron too.

[westham,eggyandchips]

I think they may also have mentioned that They also have the world champions in baseball and gridiron too.

World champions at being helmets.

[fmgod]

People in big groups at the gym, yeah 2/3 fine for sets etc, any more than that, grow up, it's pointless it's the gym not a social club, split up in two groups and then one can do lat pull down etc, one row and swap