Little things in life that make you smile

[Cockneyboy311]

Brilliant strike but cant help thinking the keeper should be doing better there.

[S-H]

Lily James.

[southbrishammer]

An extract from my employer's published Strategic Plan:

"Our goal is to become a European Champion.

Our ambition as a European Champion, is to become an undisputed leader in Europe by combining four key criteria's."

With grammar like that I don't think we'll become European Champions any time soon.

[westham,eggyandchips]

An extract from my employer's published Strategic Plan:

"Our goal is to become a European Champion.

Our ambition as a European Champion, is to become an undisputed leader in Europe by combining four key criteria's."

With grammar like that I don't think we'll become European Champions any time soon.

Our company has a slogan- #wemakeithappen

Trouble is, we rarely do.

[Arnold Layne]

An extract from my employer's published Strategic Plan:

"Our goal is to become a European Champion.

Our ambition as a European Champion, is to become an undisputed leader in Europe by combining four key criteria's."

With grammar like that I don't think we'll become European Champions any time soon.

Hmmm,I’ve heard something like this before,do you work for a Mr. Sullivan and will you be making a world-class migration soon?

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Lily James.

Mate

[westham,eggyandchips]

Lily James.

Wouldn't it be nice.

[badabing]

Ahh, is that her?

i`ve been wondering who that Sky mobile babe is, thanks mate.

Yes, I imagine it blooming well would be.

[-DL-]

Being asked by the shop steward at work as to whether I'd be interested in being nominated to be union equalities rep. I said I would, and was immediately seconded and thirded.

Even if I don't win the ballot, the fact someone thought I'd be worthy of it made me have a little feel good factor for a while.

[Eggs'n'nuts]

Lily James.

I had to Google the name and then realised who she was....... Oh yes indeed!

Out of all the links I came across (no pun intended), one of them was titled: "10 minutes with Lily James".

More than enough time in my book.

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

This did me giggle a little bit more than I should have ...

[badabing]

A Sunday league pub team in Shropshire winning a £5 raffle for a pro player to play for them.
Turns out that Roberto Carlos will be making his debut for them soon.

[dasnutnock3]

I watched so many sandwich and delicatessen videos on youtube yesterday evening, I actually dreamed about sandwiches overnight. This channel is amazing

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Dan, check out Brian Lagerstrom on Youtube - his channel is excellent, has a good way about him and makes some cracking scoff.

Great for pizzas.

As it Vito Iocapelli

[dasnutnock3]

Dan, check out Brian Lagerstrom on Youtube - his channel is excellent, has a good way about him and makes some cracking scoff.

Great for pizzas.

As it Vito Iocapelli

Ha, I watched an excellent video of his yesterday, making 3 different loaves from one dough. Dear God, just look at that sandwich:

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Haha yep, watched this the other night.

Let's eat this thiiing...

[dasnutnock3]

Right, that's it, I'm going to make a sandwich.

[dasnutnock3]

Milano salami, mozarella, pesto, basil, olive oil and a drizzle of balsamic. Was probably delicious, but I forgot I can't taste anything from this f*cking covid.

[Jonah]

Every now and again I've been getting facetime calls on my Mac from an unknown number. I never use facetime so have no contacts saved on the Mac and just put it down to some spam call and never answered, on the 5th time I replied with a standard "who is this?" then the next two times wasn't so polite.

Found out today that I've been telling my 83 old man, who has been accidentally face timing me instead of calling my mobile to 'Go f*** yourself you helmet' Not once did he mention anything. :lol:

[westham,eggyandchips]

I've been offered a new job.