Little things in life that make you smile

[thamesideiron]

"Free The Nipple" protest in Brighton today.

Basically, loads of women wandering around topless.

You wanna see the Nude Bike Ride....some sights you really don't wanna see,with some lovely ones....very confusing... :lol:

[S-H]

You wanna see the Nude Bike Ride....some sights you really don't wanna see,with some lovely ones....very confusing... :lol:

Especially the ones without a seat..

:arry:

[thamesideiron]

Was Pulling away in the car yesterday,when flagged down by 2 seriously hot girls in a Audi Cabrio...was hoping they were gonna ask for
nearest pub or something...
Driver leans over and says.... "allo we are looking for Horse Piss,do you know where is"...They're French/Belgium maybe....
So I'm like WTF..Horse Piss,I know theres a stables nearby,but they can't be serious..is this a joke/wind up...I'm game,their gorgeous.
So go sorry...What ..."Orse Piece we cant find the Orse Piece"....Do they mean a road a village,a boozer maybe..
I'm so sorry ...trying to drag it out...I'm not sure what you mean,is it a road,a place...."Yes Yes...Orse Piss, it's nearby"
Frustratingly have to give up.....I'm sorry Girls i just don't know,and start to drive off..
Get about Hundred yards down the road......And I'm Going you silly daft F***er.......HOSPICE....they wanted the Nearby HOSPICE.... :lol:
So Turn around catch up with them..point them in right direction....

Thought best not start my useless chat up stuff.....Visiting a Hospice ,not the right time maybe.... :lol:

[chelmsfordhammer91]

Especially the ones without a seat..

Gif man, can you get Mac's bike from Always Sunny on here?

[chelmsfordhammer91]

Was Pulling away in the car yesterday

You'll get nicked for that if you're not careful mate

[S-H]

Gif man, can you get Mac's bike from Always Sunny on here?

[dasnutnock3]

Been emailed the office canteen menu, apparently it’s now being recommissioned after covid hiatus. Pretty much everything comes with a “tossed salad”, which sounds like a decent incentive to return to working there.

Almost as good as the time, many years back, the office masseuse sent an email offering the following treatments:

Full Body £35

Sports Intensive £35

Indian Head £15

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

It's raining

[pablo jaye]

Took my kayak out this afternoon at porlock weir for a bit of fishing got out quite a way and saw 2 porpoises a beautiful sight !

Lovely part of the world and great to see sea life.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Bumping into my old football manager, that is now in a job that involves checking work for a building maintenance company having never worked in that industry before, doesn't have a clue what he's doing and is openly blagging it.

He said he's waiting for someone to suss him out any day soon.

[S-H]

From last nights 'other fixtures' thread.

Rab C Nunez

[dasnutnock3]

Rain! The blessed, blessed rain! Only a few minute’s worth but the Beeb promising more later. Also the temperature is much more tolerable now, thank God.

[S-H]

Rain! The blessed, blessed rain! Only a few minute’s worth but the Beeb promising more later. Also the temperature is much more tolerable now, thank God.

I agree, but..

The humidity though..

[dasnutnock3]

I agree, but..

The humidity though..

More rain ought to see to that, get the moisture out the air and in the ground where it should be

[S-H]

More rain ought to see to that, get the moisture out the air and in the ground where it should be

Indeed.

Bring on the flash floods..

[dasnutnock3]

Flash floods here

[dasnutnock3]

Just dug an enormous ingrowing hair out of my chin, followed by a load of blood & pus. Feels superb, have kept the hair as a souvenir.

[fjthegrey]

Just dug an enormous ingrowing hair out of my chin, followed by a load of blood & pus. Feels superb, have kept the hair as a souvenir.

Glorious.

I almost wish I had one so I could do the same.

[WCpete]

First day of school for my kids. My favorite personal holiday of the year.

The glorious silence

[Hummer_I_mean_Hammer]

First day of school for my kids. My favorite personal holiday of the year.

The glorious silence

A word to the wise, as my mum always said... the bigger they get, the bigger the problems they cause get.