Little things in life that make you smile

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My idiot dog's obsession with eating raw brocoli. Dumbarse little **** likes bananas too.
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Tenbury wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:45 pm My idiot dog's obsession with eating raw brocoli. Dumbarse little **** likes bananas too.

Not sure you should let you dog have bananas. Isn't there an issue with the potassium content?
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It's OK, he only has them as an occasional treat, usually he favours dead birds, horse/sheep sh*t, or anything he finds in a bin.
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Tenbury wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:13 pm It's OK, he only has them as an occasional treat, usually he favours dead birds, horse/sheep sh*t, or anything he finds in a bin.
. . . and then he expresses his affection by licking your face? :grin:
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BalaamBoy wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:56 am . . . and then he expresses his affection by licking your face? :grin:
only after licking his (edit: own) balls and a-hole. :winker:
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Tenbury wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:13 pm It's OK, he only has them as an occasional treat, usually he favours dead birds, horse/sheep sh*t, or anything he finds in a bin.
What dog you got Tenners? My spaniel loves sinking her snout into a massive steaming pile of horses**t whenever she gets the opportunity to.
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^^^^^^ Used to have an old mongrel Alsatian and he lover to muck around with Fox crap, wonderful. Not. :swear:
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I always remembered 'Over Chuffed' as being after the Man Utd league cup game, but it was Birmingham :D

(the new Football Manager has a player reaction 'appeared positively chuffed' which led me back to this :scarfer: )

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More of a big thing that makes me smile.....in fact laughing out loud!

Watching Suarez in tears at the end of their game knowing they're out at the group stages. Lovely bit of redemption after 12 years and knowing that's his last shot at The World Cup.
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Life.

Whilst on occasion it can be a complete **** fest of a dog's dinner, let's face it, it can also be so beautiful.

I'm grateful & I love it & I wouldn't want to be without it. Obs.
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My mum hates tattoos

My mum has always hated tattoos

My mum sulked for a week when my brother got a tattoo

I've just discovered second hand from my daughter that my mum got a tattoo earlier this year

She's 84

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Denzil wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:49 pm What dog you got Tenners? My spaniel loves sinking her snout into a massive steaming pile of horses**t whenever she gets the opportunity to.
Sorry I missed that.
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smuts wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:20 pm I can't remember their name but there was one Well established British company that makes PPE and had been doing so since the late 1800's. Said they never got contacted or a response to any enquiry.
Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:26 pm Durex? :chin:
A few hours since I read that exchange and I'm still chuckling.

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Denzil wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:49 pm What dog you got Tenners? My spaniel loves sinking her snout into a massive steaming pile of horses**t whenever she gets the opportunity to.
Looked after my sister-in-law’s black lab a couple of weeks ago and the dog helped clear up the garden … sniffing out and eating a couple of piles of cats**t!!
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My wife’s had to deal with two sets of parents who “need to discuss something” with us this week. Turns out my eldest daughter had slapped a couple of lads at a party over the weekend. My wife livid, I’m secretly delighted my kid won’t stand for any sh*t. Plus they’re both little bastards who were winding her up, so I’m comfortable with her response.

Still, grassing to mummy when a girl you were winding up clouted you??? What a pair of little fannies. Bet they don’t try that again. Frankly, a bit of a reputation of being someone you shouldn’t tangle with us extremely useful as a kid navigating your way though school.
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pablo jaye wrote: Thu Dec 08, 2022 7:20 am Looked after my sister-in-law’s black lab a couple of weeks ago and the dog helped clear up the garden … sniffing out and eating a couple of piles of cats**t!!
What is it with them dirty bar stewards? Our enterprising Pug, Percy managed to get hold of and eat a pound of butter. Cue much hurling about an hour later with the other two dogs having a free-for-all to try and gobble up his puke. :lol:
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