Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
The other day I popped into the local newsagent for a bag of crisps. The bloke in there palmed me off with a jock fiver in my change.
I went back in there today and bought some brown sauce to go with my lunch and handed him back said fiver.
"We dont take Scottish notes" he says.
I laughed at him and said "You're joking right? You're the one who gave it to me the other day!"
He took it in the end.
I went back in there today and bought some brown sauce to go with my lunch and handed him back said fiver.
"We dont take Scottish notes" he says.
I laughed at him and said "You're joking right? You're the one who gave it to me the other day!"
He took it in the end.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
For some reason, ToMoS keeps offering me his nuts.
I'm not sure whether to be pleased that he wants to share them, or be very scared...
I'm not sure whether to be pleased that he wants to share them, or be very scared...
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I'm currently watching the Apprentice and cant help smiling at the Male teams project leader.
He is the spitting image of Clyde Best circa 1972
The Baroness should ask him if he can play football
He is the spitting image of Clyde Best circa 1972
The Baroness should ask him if he can play football
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
He’s just made a toothbrush for kids that looks like a poo.lincolnhammer1963 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:17 pm I'm currently watching the Apprentice and cant help smiling at the Male teams project leader.
He is the spitting image of Clyde Best circa 1972
The Baroness should ask him if he can play football
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How has Clyde survived tonight.dasnutnock3 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 9:43 pm He’s just made a toothbrush for kids that looks like a poo.
He knows he's dodged a bullet tonight.
He needs score next week or he'll be dropped by his manager AKA lord sugar the Tottenham man
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Mrs Sendo teaching shapes to Sendo Jr #2 (aged 5) tonight.
SJ2: "My pencil has 6 sides."
MrsS: "What shape has 6 sides?"
SJ2: "A hexagon."
MrsS: "Very good. What about 5 sides?"
SJ2: "A pentagon"
MrsS: "Well done! What about a shape with 8 sides?"
SJ2: "Errrm. I dunno"
MrsS: "That's an Octagon"
SJ2: "Oh. What shape has one side"
MrsS: "There aren't any shapes that only have one side, silly."
SJ2: "Yes there is, it's a circle!"
MrsS: ".........."
Me: :lol:
SJ2: "My pencil has 6 sides."
MrsS: "What shape has 6 sides?"
SJ2: "A hexagon."
MrsS: "Very good. What about 5 sides?"
SJ2: "A pentagon"
MrsS: "Well done! What about a shape with 8 sides?"
SJ2: "Errrm. I dunno"
MrsS: "That's an Octagon"
SJ2: "Oh. What shape has one side"
MrsS: "There aren't any shapes that only have one side, silly."
SJ2: "Yes there is, it's a circle!"
MrsS: ".........."
Me: :lol:
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There’s nothing quite like joy you get when your kids outwit their mum.
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I hate to break it to you but a circle has two sides.
Inside and outside
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It was so misty up The Old Man Of Storr today I could have hidden it there and no one would have noticed .Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:40 am The main question is how on earth are you going to dispose of his double decker bus without drawing attention?
Probably sell it to Cliff Richard .
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:shock:The Old Man of Storr wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:41 pm It was so misty up The Old Man Of Storr today I could have hidden it there and no one would have noticed .
Well this has taken a strange turn. I would never have thought you'd get a bus up there as you don't seem particularly big built...
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
If the other user is buried under my patio.
Absolutely.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Indeed.dasnutnock3 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:28 pm There’s nothing quite like joy you get when your kids outwit their mum.
May I also add - Please put Devonshire back up as your avatar. It's just weird without it.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
I learnt a new word today. The project manager for a job I'm on said that the project wasn't 'elemenopy'.
What?
"Elemenopy. It means that one part follows another. L M N O P."
What?
"Elemenopy. It means that one part follows another. L M N O P."
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
I think you want the "things people say that immediately make you think their a twat" threadMonkeybubbles wrote: ↑Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:26 pm I learnt a new word today. The project manager for a job I'm on said that the project wasn't 'elemenopy'.
What?
"Elemenopy. It means that one part follows another. L M N O P."
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My wife was up early with my son this morning and I heard my bedroom door open about 5.45am. I hear the little feet and then feel my 7-year old daughter climb in bed and snuggle close.
I’m so very grateful for these moments and I’m a very lucky man to experience such love.
I’m so very grateful for these moments and I’m a very lucky man to experience such love.