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Toulouse_Iron wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:57 am ..................

You cannot know how to pronounce a word from how it is spelled, as words spelled the same can have different pronuncitions and words pronounced the same can have many different spellings.
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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission ? Isn't that anti competitive ?
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Toulouse_Iron wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:57 am It is if you know the International Phonetic Alphabet and/or its variations...
Thanks for that TI, every day's a school day :newthumb:
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Kermit wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 11:40 am Why is there only one Monopolies Commission ? Isn't that anti competitive ?
Is that a bit like non-binary people dividing everyone up into binary and non-binary?
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Why do some tea bags come in pairs?
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best way to make chilli oil?
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Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 11:01 pm best way to make chilli oil?
Take half a bottle of olive oil. Add some pan fried (in olive oil) birds eye chillies into the bottle, add 15g of dried chilli flakes....and top up with chilli oil from the cupboard. ;)
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How old was Elvis when he first developed a double chin?
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He had it ever since his baby left him.

Helch? What’s that all about - seen this graffiti on motorway bridges but noticed a few around Waterloo station earlier.
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Where's TomoS these days?

Hope he's okay.
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pablo jaye wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:00 pm Helch? What’s that all about - seen this graffiti on motorway bridges but noticed a few around Waterloo station earlier.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/short ... e-petition
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There was a great piece of graffiti on the train bridge at Clapham North.

If you approached from one way, it read: "Welcome to W**kerville". Going the other way, it read: "You are now leaving W**kerville".

It was removed fairly sharpish.
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Eggs'n'nuts wrote: Fri Nov 04, 2022 1:55 pm Where's TomoS these days?

Hope he's okay.
and richie..? hope they're both ok.

funny how you notice some posters no longer posting on here.
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Hummer_I_mean_Hammer wrote: Fri Nov 04, 2022 4:32 pm and richie..? hope they're both ok.

funny how you notice some posters no longer posting on here.
Indeed.

Good to see Ron posting again.
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Toulouse_Iron wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:57 am It is if you know the International Phonetic Alphabet and/or its variations. You should be able to pronounce just about any word in, for the sake of argument we'll call indo-european languages with some degree of accuracy. Opera singers use it widely to make sure they don't sing utter gibberish when the opera is in a language they don't actually know.
It is actually very useful, once you get the hang of it:
decipher
/dɪˈsʌɪfə/

From this, you know a (British) English speaker will accentuate the second syllable, that the first e is pronounced like the first e of everybody and that the last r is not pronounced.We also know that the i is pronounced like the y of why and not the i of pip. It could be pronounced dessiffer, if you have never heard it, as English is not a "phonetic" language:
You cannot know how to pronounce a word from how it is spelled, as words spelled the same can have different pronuncitions and words pronounced the same can have many different spellings.
I tried learning korean once as I loved hangul (their alphabet) and the way their words were structured. Every character is a phonetic sound and they're structured into blocks - each block being a syllable. Seemed to make far more sense to me than our bastardised language. Sadly my linguistic skills leave a lot to be desired and I failed miserably with my attempts at learning the language. I did manage to get as far as reading and pronouncing written hangul. Didn't have a clue what any of it meant but I could say it!
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If all women woke up one morning anatomically able to urinate at a urinal do you think they would be happy to do so, standing like men do, next to each other?
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ironilunga wrote: Fri Nov 04, 2022 11:49 pm If all women woke up one morning anatomically able to urinate at a urinal do you think they would be happy to do so, standing like men do, next to each other?
Theoretically they could probably do it now with a synthetic hose type thing.

Then they could compare hoses.
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Shabu wrote: Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:48 am Theoretically they could probably do it now with a synthetic hose type thing.

Then they could compare hoses.
Yes indeed, they would need to be telescopic though to fit in a handbag or such like and have a washable carry case for residual dripage.
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What's the best of the Stan countries to visit?
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Shabu wrote: Sat Nov 05, 2022 4:22 am What's the best of the Stan countries to visit?
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