ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:17 am You decide to do a naked parachute jump and shortly after exiting the aeroplane you are so blown away by the experience you become sexually aroused. You reduce altitude and your parachute opens as planned. However, as you descend further towards your landing spot you are thrown wildly off course by violent gusts of wind. You plummet towards earth still in a state of arousal. Below is a nudist beach and one particular nudist sunbather is lying on their front to tan their back. You hurtle towards them and freakishly land up them.
Has a crime been committed?
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You forgot to mention that you're just asking for a friend.ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:17 am You decide to do a naked parachute jump and shortly after exiting the aeroplane you are so blown away by the experience you become sexually aroused. You reduce altitude and your parachute opens as planned. However, as you descend further towards your landing spot you are thrown wildly off course by violent gusts of wind. You plummet towards earth still in a state of arousal. Below is a nudist beach and one particular nudist sunbather is lying on their front to tan their back. You hurtle towards them and freakishly land up them.
Has a crime been committed?
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Do you need a lawyer?ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:17 am You decide to do a naked parachute jump and shortly after exiting the aeroplane you are so blown away by the experience you become sexually aroused. You reduce altitude and your parachute opens as planned. However, as you descend further towards your landing spot you are thrown wildly off course by violent gusts of wind. You plummet towards earth still in a state of arousal. Below is a nudist beach and one particular nudist sunbather is lying on their front to tan their back. You hurtle towards them and freakishly land up them.
Has a crime been committed?
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Well that is the question Alf;
Was the intention when stepping onto that aeroplane to end up in the nudist? If the answer is no then isn’t it simply an awful accident? This ruling of course would be scant consolation to the bather who has been significantly imposed upon and may argue some form of reparations be meted out.
Its a tricky one.
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Can't you buy him some flowers?ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:04 pm Well that is the question Alf;
Was the intention when stepping onto that aeroplane to end up in the nudist? If the answer is no then isn’t it simply an awful accident? This ruling of course would be scant consolation to the bather who has been significantly imposed upon and may argue some form of reparations be meted out.
Its a tricky one.
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I think the nudist would want you out of them first!ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 9:04 pm Well that is the question Alf;
Was the intention when stepping onto that aeroplane to end up in the nudist? If the answer is no then isn’t it simply an awful accident? This ruling of course would be scant consolation to the bather who has been significantly imposed upon and may argue some form of reparations be meted out.
Its a tricky one.
My best mate is a barrister, proper high court and international court stuff, I'll ask him as his training must have covered this sort of thing.
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No but it does sound like a world first..ironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:17 am You decide to do a naked parachute jump and shortly after exiting the aeroplane you are so blown away by the experience you become sexually aroused. You reduce altitude and your parachute opens as planned. However, as you descend further towards your landing spot you are thrown wildly off course by violent gusts of wind. You plummet towards earth still in a state of arousal. Below is a nudist beach and one particular nudist sunbather is lying on their front to tan their back. You hurtle towards them and freakishly land up them.
Has a crime been committed?
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You may well be right.
The thing I hadn’t mentioned was that the naked jump was a tandem and the result was some sort of horrific non-consensual turducken.
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Why when you drop something..Coin,ring,Screw...does it roll under something..fridge,washing machine,sofa,bed,sometimes
disappearing off the face of the earth....yet when you drop it deliberately it just falls at your feet..
disappearing off the face of the earth....yet when you drop it deliberately it just falls at your feet..
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Calvin Harris - what's going on there then? Rita Ora, Taylor Swift and Vick Hope.
Apologies for a retrograde seemingly chauvinist post but, honestly, he must be an amazing bloke.
Apologies for a retrograde seemingly chauvinist post but, honestly, he must be an amazing bloke.
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Its the music and scene Ninja.
Helping normal looking DJ blokes (and gingers ) since the 80s.
Wont be long til Dua Lipa sees sense and jumps on board.
Helping normal looking DJ blokes (and gingers ) since the 80s.
Wont be long til Dua Lipa sees sense and jumps on board.
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Or dropping your phone, 5ft away from the pool. Dink, dink, plop........thamesideiron wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:26 pm Why when you drop something..Coin,ring,Screw...does it roll under something..fridge,washing machine,sofa,bed,sometimes
disappearing off the face of the earth....
Edit.......twice.
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Every summer when I go to work there's loads of birds on the road especially pigeons (who are to thick to move sometimes ). Why?
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Bird-brained..dodgy dave wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 7:50 pm Every summer when I go to work there's loads of birds on the road especially pigeons (who are to thick to move sometimes ). Why?
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Camber Sands = sandy (clue's in the name)
Winchelsea, just up the road = pebbles
Dungeness, just up the road the other way = pebbles
How's that?
Also, on the subject of beaches, I need some advice about a freak encounter with a parachutist.....
Winchelsea, just up the road = pebbles
Dungeness, just up the road the other way = pebbles
How's that?
Also, on the subject of beaches, I need some advice about a freak encounter with a parachutist.....
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Were they in a state of arousal at the time?Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Sat Jun 18, 2022 8:52 amAlso, on the subject of beaches, I need some advice about a freak encounter with a parachutist.....
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Monkeybubbles wrote: ↑Sat Jun 18, 2022 8:52 am Also, on the subject of beaches, I need some advice about a freak encounter with a parachutist.....
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Maybe not, according to Iranian Mullahsironilunga wrote: ↑Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:17 am You decide to do a naked parachute jump ....Has a crime been committed?
https://foreignpolicy.com/2012/04/23/th ... bedsheets/
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My son starts school next year and as an option, he has to choose whether he wants to learn the ukelele or to skateboard. As a father I have two questions:-
1. Which will cost me more money?
2. Which will get him more chicks/dudes?
1. Which will cost me more money?
2. Which will get him more chicks/dudes?
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Ukelele.
I used to skateboard, it's an absolute sausage fest.
Edit: Which he may like of coarse..
How about figure skating?
I used to skateboard, it's an absolute sausage fest.
Edit: Which he may like of coarse..
How about figure skating?