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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:13 pm Image
Jack says " Ok dad you win I never thought you could reach the glass from there, 50p it is then "
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ageing hammer wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:36 pm Jack says " Ok dad you win I never thought you could reach the glass from there, 50p it is then "
David - you win fair an square, I’ll pay that over 5 monthly instalments.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:13 pm Image
DS - 'And this clip is probably Mary Millington's finest scene in one of my film's son. I had hours of fun with her! Anyhow what's the score out there, are the natives happy?'
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Matic "They won't call you Vlad the Impaler after this!"
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Matic suffers knee injury after clashing with Coufal's steel balls.
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Not prepared for an early substitution Coufals penis puts its boot on back to front
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kayahammer wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:10 am Image
MISSING!!

Have you seen this man (in red) these are the last know images of Nemanja Matic 33

Greater Manchester police, are asking anyone with any knowledge of his whereabouts, to please come forward.
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kayahammer wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:10 am Image
'Taking the knee'
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:26 pm Image
Translating the Haka to soccer is going to be a little more difficult than I thought.
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:26 pm Image
I can't get up this bastads just eaten one of my legs....... he's staring on me arse now
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:26 pm Image
" For the love of God please Said help me! I know they are ' Dirty Leeds' but jeez he's trying to stick his head up my jacksy'.
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Nope...I moved to Italy to get away from Vinnie and they still haven't regained their shape.
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Lob on of mine is all fine all fine
Lob on of mine is all fine
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:26 pm Image
‘Get him Nobes!’
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prophet:marginal wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:26 pm Image
Penalty to Manchester United.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 2:13 pm Image
‘Blimey, is that mum?’
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[Leeds accent]

When ah said 'That Alex Kral, 'e can kiss my ass!'

Ah never meant it!

[/Leeds accent]
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