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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
The tent at the 'Greatest Stadium Migration' party was suddenly thrown into chaos as Brady lifted her left leg and let rip with a real doozy.
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hammerofthedogs wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 12:37 pm There is concern that the match this afternoon may not go ahead as Big Sam's alarm clock didn't go off.
I was pissing myself laughing at this again today. :lol:
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 11:19 am Image
It's true, look, here's some rare footage of me actually on a football pitch actually playing football.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 11:19 am Image
And this is the episode where Sideshow Mel and I kidnap Bart.
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 1:35 pm Image
If only we had signed some players in January !
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cockney hammer wrote: Sat May 21, 2022 1:35 pm Image
Noble’s quiet reflections are interrupted by the man sat next to him who has a mop of hair and who looks like he has been there a long time.

‘You wouldn’t happen to have a piece of cheese about you?’
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
Fans await the unveiling of new signing Benni Mac.
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
Not a circus, anymore my arse
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:39 pm Image
"So I get this call from this bloke Sullivan who says 'I'm handcuffed to the bed and I've lost the key' and can I send the boys round with a spare."
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
Hammers make massive marquee signing.
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
Frank Lampard struggles to be elusive during Hide and Seek excerise.
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cockney hammer wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:19 am Image
West Ham groundsman catch and detain hundreds of Liverpool fans jibbing in a week before the match.

Sorry, couldn't resist in the current climate!
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😁 I thought it was fat boy Frank not wanting to be seen saying goodbye to the old ground
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:39 pm Image
Liverpools new away kit in high demand amongst fans
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:39 pm Image
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm…………………….
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cockney hammer wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 12:39 pm Image
Ok which one of you took the horse home?
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