Carlton Cole - Top Man

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Re: Carlton Cole - Top Man

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Sir Carlton has spoken
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55396351
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I found this interesting:

"I'm trying to get the qualifications to be effective in the boardroom and learn the business side of football too."

The Messiah to one day launch a takeover bid?

Or slightly more realistic, a replacement for Brady?

Please let it happen
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Just, Carlton, carrying oranges.

You're welcome.

:)

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norse wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:35 pm
"Don't go around hitting people kids" :smiler: :smiler:
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I love that guy 8-)
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He's such a top bloke. Love him. Can't believe that I've never met him.
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That damn smile…
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He even looks cool carrying a tray of oranges.

Is there anything he can't do :smiler:
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Hockley Hammer wrote: ↑Tue Sep 07, 2021 2:11 pm He even looks cool carrying a tray of oranges.

Is there anything he can't do :smiler:
Maybe getting himself fit to earn a new contract..

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dail ... t-Ham.html

He should have always been on an orange diet. :D

Great character and was a half decent Striker on his day though.
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Loved this, last night.

:D

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:crylol: Said it in the MT last night. - The Cole brothers are BT Sports power couple.

Pretty sure the big man's got himself a new "tat" hairline, too.
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Went to a shirt signing at lakeside a few years ago, my son was having a really tough time after being attacked in school. Coley took a good 5 mins with my boy, gave him a hug and was so positive and kind. My son still talks about it when he’s having a bad day.

Amazing character and a great ambassador for our club.
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Loved him using the word detrimental last night in completely the wrong context. He's so passionate about us.
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bonzosbeard wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:28 pm Loved him using the word detrimental last night in completely the wrong context. He's so passionate about us.
Missed that. Did hear Joe using "elude" instead of "allude" though.
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Love Carlton... I've seen Joe Cole pundit on champions league games etc before and found him rather drab/boring (although that could be a reflection of who he is with) but with Carlton they have a great entertaining partnership off of each other!

We do attract some guys with great attitudes here Antonio/Carlton/Collins/Noble/Rice - off the top of my head!
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MafiaLeader wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:48 pm Love Carlton... I've seen Joe Cole pundit on champions league games etc before and found him rather drab/boring (although that could be a reflection of who he is with) but with Carlton they have a great entertaining partnership off of each other!

We do attract some guys with great attitudes here Antonio/Carlton/Collins/Noble/Rice - off the top of my head!
Joe is a really good pundit when doing the West Ham games. I think he’s really passionate about us which helps.
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bonzosbeard wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:28 pm Loved him using the word detrimental last night in completely the wrong context. He's so passionate about us.
I've seen him use it on two different occasions now when talking about a player he likes. Someone needs to tell Carlton what it means!

UNLOCK THE PICK
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Vic_Watson wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:38 pm Missed that. Did hear Joe using "elude" instead of "allude" though.
I’m not sure I can say them differently!
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Aztec Hammer wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:33 pm UNLOCK THE PICK
:crylol: :crylol:
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