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His name is TOMAS SOUCEK
He comes from near Liberec
He plays in midfield for West Ham...
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Ironing Board wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:31 pm I like the tactical flexibility he will offer. Can function as the DM and also as an auxiliary forward late in matches as need be. Having someone strong in the air is going to be a real boon for us.

Can he Iron?
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He can’t be worse than Sanchez
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sicknote wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:35 pmCan he Iron?
His ironing skills are low, but he can function as a part-time groundskeeper and has the Czech equivalent of an NVQ in tree husbandry.
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psychoscoredthelot wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:37 pm He can’t be worse than Sanchez
“Hold my beer!”
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Ironing Board wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:40 pm His ironing skills are low, but he can function as a part-time groundskeeper and has the Czech equivalent of an NVQ in tree husbandry.
f*** me we’ve signed the Czech version of Swampy
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“He’s big, he’s tall
“He sleeps with a sex doll,
“He’s Tomas Soucek, Tomas Soucek.”
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Lets hope he Czech mates a few teams :)
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They haven't taught him how to do that morbid crossed hammers sign yet!
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peter49uk wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:43 pm Lets hope he Czech mates a few teams :)
You sir, are a winner.
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sicknote wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:42 pm **** me we’ve signed the Czech version of Swampy
:lol:
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£4m loan fee. That’s £1m a month.
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Shy Ted wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:21 pm Welcome Tomas, about time we had a.............
Can't think of anything.
DasNutNock2 wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:31 pm Vaguely competent footballer?
:lol:
That will do, thanks mate.
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Welcome Tomas. Now watch the f@@@@r get injured in training and be out for the rest of the season. We all know it's going to happen. :cry:
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£4 million for 6 months.

No wonder our accounts are f*cked.
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Go Lurch go!

Welcome big Czech bloke. :crest:
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happydaystoytown wrote: Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:41 pm Go Lurch go!

Welcome big Czech bloke. :crest:
:lol:

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Tomas with our great commander/leader.
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I'll take him, can't be worse than Noble or play less than Wilshere. Welcome Tomas :scarfer:
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:D

I hope he's a bit more mobile!
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Welcome.

My inner pessimist telling me this is a direct replacement for Declan, once he leaves in the summer... Pretty much identical position wise and height etc.
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