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He clearly wont be feeling the love right now.
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I hope he doesn't get court out by the prison food. I've heard he likes a drink of orange deuce in the morning.
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A married woman, age 35, in upstate New York is having an affair with a 20 year old employee of her dog walking business.

She spends an afternoon with him at a motel then nips out for dinner.

Unfortunately her husband is a New York cop who's found them using a cell phone tracker then rams his car into the kids and chases him on foot before shooting him in the back 16 times.

Cop then kills himself and his wife runs up to find the two of them in a dead bloody mess.

I'm wondering if she'll get his police pension.

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I really should not be enjoying the Vardy vs Rooney trial as much as I am. Everything about it’s been absolute gold so far, from Wayne waddling alongside his missus, shoehorned into his “court appearance whistle” to Rooney’s QC absolutely picking Vardy to pieces, it’s just been world class excruciation & entertainment.
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dasnutnock3 wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 7:09 pm I really should not be enjoying the Vardy vs Rooney trial as much as I am. Everything about it’s been absolute gold so far, from Wayne waddling alongside his missus, shoehorned into his “court appearance whistle” to Rooney’s QC absolutely picking Vardy to pieces, it’s just been world class excruciation & entertainment.
In a rare appearance in this forum, I couldn’t fail to laugh that the BBC posted a picture of her next to the news item stating ‘ first picture of a monster black hole’

I’m not been privy to Rebekahs never regions, but I’m sure there’s at least one exaggeration in the Beebs claims
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Don Gorske of Wisconsin has just celebrated eating a big Mac almost every day for the last 50 years. He likes them so much he's scoffed down over 32,000 of them.

He looks a bit like that horse racing bloke from back in the 80s.

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It's the love child of Bernie Ecclestone and John McCririck...
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What a fantastic achievement.
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dasnutnock3 wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:38 am What a fantastic achievement.
Don was heard to say " My teachers said i would never amount to anything. Well who's laughing now?"
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dasnutnock3 wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 9:38 am What a fantastic achievement.
It would be if he'd done it in one sitting.
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-DL- wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 7:02 am It's the love child of Bernie Ecclestone and John McCririck...
There's some Bill Gates in there as well.
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It's the result of a foursome between the three aforementioned, with a bit of Ringo Starr jizz mixed in...
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-DL- wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 7:02 am It's the love child of Bernie Ecclestone and John McCririck...
With a bit of John Lennon thrown in.

I bet he's starving about an hour after each one...
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-DL- wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 12:24 pm It's the result of a foursome between the three aforementioned, with a bit of Ringo Starr jizz mixed in...
Oh god, i thought it was mayo they put on them things
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Fabulous necktie there from the Big Mac aficionado.
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Shabu wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 6:36 am Don Gorske of Wisconsin has just celebrated eating a big Mac almost every day for the last 50 years. He likes them so much he's scoffed down over 32,000 of them.

Real life Homer Simpson
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Don looks a bit Jimmy Savile to me..

I wouldn't trust him.
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Didn't he appear in that first Michael Moore film as well ?
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Daniel1895 wrote: Thu May 19, 2022 3:49 pm Didn't he appear in that first Michael Moore film as well ?
No, I think it was SuperSize me. Morgan Spurlock’s Mcd’s adventure if I recall correctly.
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