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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by psychoscoredthelot » Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:43 pm

wormley wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:30 pm
Image
Is that Alan carr in drag ?

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Ingwe » Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:45 pm

psychoscoredthelot wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:43 pm
Is that Alan carr in drag ?
Expect a writ for defamation from Alan Carr! :smiler:

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Doc H Ball » Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:56 pm

It’s Colin Warnock

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Post by prophet:marginal » Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:51 pm

Carol Winken?

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Post by Albie Beck » Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:57 am

psychoscoredthelot wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:43 pm
Is that Alan carr in drag ?
Matt Lucas...

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by GentlemanJim » Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:14 am

Who the hell drew a face with glasses on my knob, put a wig on it and photographed it while I was passed out drunk?? You'll be getting served legal papers by my knob's lawyers (conveniently also knobs).

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Georgee Paris » Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:17 am

Is that Taron Egertons new movie?
He’s so talented- he’s done a gorilla, Elton John and now geoff capes

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by S-H » Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:21 am

Wouldn't surprise me if Vlad and Tom are back training this week :D

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Post by prophet:marginal » Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:13 am

S-H wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:21 am
Wouldn't surprise me if Vlad and Tom are back training this week :D
Vlad's just boarded a bus in Baku

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by dodgy dave » Sat Jul 17, 2021 4:39 pm

Looking at his instagram profile, he's earnt enough money for a Beemer. No more bus journeys for him

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by smuts » Sat Jul 17, 2021 4:46 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't get at least one bid for him this summer...

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by yakandyeti » Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:19 pm

dodgy dave wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 4:39 pm
Looking at his instagram profile, he's earnt enough money for a Beemer. No more bus journeys for him
It has Czech plates, suppose he’ll still need the bus in London.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by norse » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:29 am

Happy birthday to Vlad the player!

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Corney Beal » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:33 am

yakandyeti wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:19 pm
It has Czech plates, suppose he’ll still need the bus in London.
Yet another West Ham myth. Coufal explained in a recent interview that he was merely taking shelter in a bus shelter.
Bit like Boogers in the caravan and Radiciou at Harrods/ Harvey Nics.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by southendmadhammer » Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:55 pm

A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Robbie » Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:06 pm

southendmadhammer wrote:
Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:55 pm
A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.
Since Tim Breaker. I loved him too. Swashbuckling and aggressive in equal measure.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Vienna » Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:19 pm

Corney Beal wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:33 am
Yet another West Ham myth. Coufal explained in a recent interview that he was merely taking shelter in a bus shelter.
Bit like Boogers in the caravan and Radiciou at Harrods/ Harvey Nics.
He then confirmed he has since took the bus because of said rumour.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by GentlemanJim » Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:51 am

Vienna wrote:
Tue Aug 24, 2021 8:19 pm
He then confirmed he has since took the bus because of said rumour.
Both Soucek and Coufal have confirmed in interviews in the Czech press that they have regularly taken public transport in London because it was quick (underground), like they used to take the metro in Prague. It’s no big deal.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Colours never run » Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:55 am

southendmadhammer wrote:
Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:55 pm
A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.
Very much so and clearly not a flash in a pan either as a 1 season wonder, which can happen. He's the real deal and 1 of the best right backs currently in the League. He's that consistently good.

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Re: Vladimír Coufal signs

Post by Burnley Hammer » Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:00 am

GentlemanJim wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:51 am
Both Soucek and Coufal have confirmed in interviews in the Czech press that they have regularly taken public transport in London because it was quick (underground), like they used to take the metro in Prague. It’s no big deal.
I've heard they've done other mundane everyday things too like giving the carpet a quick vacuum and popping out to the local Spar to buy bread. Coufal was even spotted in B&Q buying a new seal to fix his leaky tap.

Footballers aren't gods or royalty. They're just people that happen to have a lot of money. They do normal things a lot, just like the rest of us. I find it a little odd that big deals get made out of stories like this.

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